Location: Liquid & Envy Night club Oldham
Date: 06/09/15
My First Field Report...
This night was beyond unexpected, due to going out to a party the night before and not having much
money to my name due to working a pretty shitty job I wasn't planning on going out however my best
mate (we will call him Hanley for short) invited me out with the incentive to pay for my drinks
and entrance to the club...how could i decline.
before talking about my experience in the club i'd like to quickly outline what experience
I hold in the PUA field of things. so basically the other month i was watching keys to the vip
(a reality show where the contestants pick up girls in a club whilst challenging eachother)
and a guy called "Cajun" recommended a book called "The Game" which i read and my eyes opened
up before me like i had been blind to this world and hiden away from it, my eyes glistened...
I have not closed many girls using the method i learnt known as the mystery method yet but i am
working on it, anyway...
so me and Hanley have a few pre drinks to get a slight bit tipsy before we hit up the club and
hopefully pull a few chicks. on our way there I proposed a deal to him that we try and just say
hi to 20 girls and see how it goes, first to hit 20 has to get the other geeza a night out next
time we go out.
when we get in we realize that we may have entered a bit too early, not many people are in the club
but luckily for me and my mate a few people we know are already in there so i figure we might aswell
approach these people we know boost some social value and then buy a drink which is what we do.
after about 2-3 hours of me and my friend Hanley literally approaching everyone we know but not a
single girl (I dont know what happened, i was just talking myself out of every set that i saw for
some reason and Hanley couldn't seem to agree on approaching 2 sets with me.) so as this failure night
continues to carry out, Hanley suggests to a couple girls we know (i was friend zoned from the start
because one of them is my ex) that we go back to theirs have a few beers and continue the party
that is going on at this club.
Now at this point im pretty devastated as throughout the whole night I did not approach a single
set or girl that i didn't already know (this was literally ruining me because every weekend previous
to this i had done so i felt like i was already losing the game that i didn't even acquire yet) in
this heated state i had gotten myself into i told the girls and Hanley to give me 15 more minutes
in the club before we leave so that i could try and approach one girl before the end of the night.
so in this fully pumped pick up artist mode i go over to a group of friends that i know on the dance
floor which was a group of 5 AFC's. I look around about 3 times whilst dancing just to find a set
i can approach using the 3 second rule, however i see literally no-one so i estimate i have already
wasted 5 of my 15 minutes leaving me with 10. and at this point i thought i might as well actually
enjoy myself and try my luck with my ex at this house and just see what happens. then BAM, i feel
my back hit onto something whilst dancing, at this point i knew i probably fell into some sweaty
over-hyped lad on the dance floor and was going to finish my night with a fight...however to my
surprise i bumped into a HB 8/10. she had quite long black hair, this red lipstick that was just
so pleasing to my eyes and lips. she was wearing a burgundy/red crop-top showing her toned belly and
to finish it off she was wearing super skinny black jeans with heels (in my opinion a very good combo)
when i realized i bumped into her i instantly turned around and greeted her with an apology,
the smile on her face told me that my apology worked and was more than sufficient, as she started
to continue walking away i quickly held her shoulder (was the only way i could get kino in before
she left to ensure that i didn't blow my chance). here is our conversation
ME - are you okay?!?
Her- Yeah im fine thanks, are you?
ME - yeah, i was more just checking that i didn't almost K.O you haha
Her - no no your fine
ME - where you going? why don't you stay here and have a quick dance?
Her- yeah okay
We begin to dance and instantly i can see she wants to turn around whilst dancing so i encourage it
by actually turning her around and to my surprise her booty just got to work! after about 3 minutes dancing
i initiated conversation again (remember guys i had a WHOLE 15 MINUTES for this whole close)
Me - fancy coming over here for a minute where we can hear each other
Her- sure
* i grab her hand and walk through everyone on the dance floor with her to my isolation position*
ME - I dont really have long to talk my friends want to get out of here
Her- oh, well i lost my friends i think they went home
ME - really? you're more than welcome to come with us?
Her- i would love to but i should really be home i promised my mum, where are you from
ME - Oldham yourself?
Her *She tells me thats shes from an area near me*
ME- listen i don't know why but i really want to kiss you
* at this point im using the technique of looking in her left eye, then right and then her lips
i do this a few times in a row and then move in for the kiss. she accepts and even includes some tongue*
Me- that was nice, didn't know you was that easy to kiss
Her- It was, behave
Me- listen, my friends are waiting on me so how about you give me your number so we can carry this
on another time and ill agree to one more dance and then ill take you to your taxi
Her- sounds good *puts her number in my phone*
At this point i knew i had pulled so i sort of gave up on carrying out the pick up artist steps
and returned to acting based off instinct and just grinded her and had a intense snogging session.
then i walk her back to her taxi and give her a kiss goodbye. the morning after I text her and her
replies are far from dead and short so i shall continue to see how this goes maybe a potential LTR
in the future as she is quite a bonny girl. However i did hear off my friends she is Bi-sexual
and hasn't been intimate with a guy in years. (seems like im on the right path to be the next guy)