So after ive come out of a 6 year relationship (was with her since I was 16), and reading up on everything. Heres what went down last night.
I thought most of the opinion openers needed adjusting, so we were in a classy bar with some classy chicks, went up to a hb6 and hb7 and got some good opening on the go at the bar.
I had to improvise for the opener as I didn’t approach, I was already there.
Me: *grabs cocktail menu* hay ladies, which ones the best
hb's: well its quite expensive in here and there all crap *goto turn away*
me: hold on! - you don’t get off that lightly.... tut tut such a tease.. why are they so crap?
hb's: well there really weak, you should properly go for the mojito
me: so your going to guarantee that the mojito is the best on the menu, right your both getting and invoice if it isn’t
I need your names for the invoice please.hb's: well im **** and this is **** and you are?
me: About to bill you if this tastes like crap! my name is ***** so how do you guys know each other (WORKS LIKE A TREAT AT LEAST 5 MINUTES OF CONVO BUILT UP FROM THIS)
hb's: general iois about what I do and which uni I goto
me: *gets drink* OMG! looks like someone owes me an apology! this tastes like toilet cleaner
hb's: general laughing and more chat....
(Convo starts to slowly die)
me: ok you know what, have you ever done the best friend test? fuck it ill do it now... do you both use the same shampoo (WORKING LIKE I WOULD HAVE NEVER BELIVED - THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER FIRST) Wait! you already passed don’t answer that one.
hb's:how?
me: well you both looked at each other, her first! then you. so your the bitch in the relationship then? lol
hb's: *looks soooo interested in the whole thing*
(But I didn’t have to much else to run, what else can I do cold read/esp stuff without taking a pen out or doing the cube.. which is amazingly long and needs a seated set)
I slowly ran out of conversation, I didn’t revise enough stuff before I left, I just had to close with... so which club you guys going to later? *coventrys main club* - ok cool well it was nice meeting you both see you there.
Booooooooooooooo didn’t close it properly... any tips which work when the convo dies?
It sounds perty smooth but u needed a wing to help u out I would try to get a solid wing man, exit plan for this # close is what I would have done just said well it's been Fun but I gotta go meet some friends, (now if theese bitches r hot and were ever acting above u omit friends and use this as a neg op/ cocky funny and say I gotta go meet some hot bitches), finish up with a strong confident # close on your target just look in her eyes and say we should get together for some more drinks sometime (KINO hold hand or touch) If she offers her # give her the old kiss goodbye and point to the cheek.