4 months ago, I am at a customer site 50 miles from my house, and meet this girl. Single mom, 35yo, a solid 8. Not skinny, not fat, thick in all the right ways. She is sexy and flirty. I ask her out, but she can't get away from the office. I leave, expecting never to see her again.
2 months ago, I am at the same company, but 20 miles from my house. There she is again, she has been transferred to this new location. Seeing that the stars have aligned, I ask her out again. Again, she can't leave the office. I get her number and send her a text: "This is Mike from this morning. Nice seeing you again" I get no response. I don't even know if its a real number.
I proceed to forget about her.
This morning, completely out of the blue, here is the text message exchange:
Her: Hey mike it's *name* from *company*
Me: Hey, what's up?
Her: What are u doing
Her: Remember me?
Me: Yeah, I remember you...you were at two different offices, so I've seen you a couple of times.
Me: I am about to mow the lawn...what are you doing?
Her: Just laying in bed
Me: you have your kids with you?
Her: No
Me: You want to hang out?
Me: Sounds like you need something to do...
Her: I'm too far away
Me: You are pretty far away...convince me you are worth the trip
Me: I can't get pictures on here, this is my Google voice...
Me: *email*
Her: I can't have your real number
Me: My kids are always snooping on my phone, I can hide Google voice from them...
Her: *topless picture in bed*
Me: Very nice
Me: Send me another...
Her: *second topless picture, pic from behind in mirror, VIDEO of her undressing and jiggling body parts*
Me: Oh snap...that's hot! Why don't you send me your address...
Me: You can just wait right there in bed...
Her: Haha nope I'll send u my google address which is on the moon
Me: Lmao...your a trip...
Me: So seriously, what do you want to do?
Her: I was just thinking of u and thought I would text u
Me: Well, that's very flattering, thank you. I'm glad to finally hear from you
Me: Your office is somewhere in *city* right?
Her: yeah why
Me: Well, that's a lot closer to me. My night without kids is Tuesday night if you want to get together for a drink after work.
Her: I'll let u know.
Me: *what i'm doing tonight, invite if she gets bored*
Me: Great pics, by the way. There are so many mind blowing things I would do with you...
Me: On a scale of 1 to 10, how good of a kisser are you?
Me: You appear to be very talented with your tongue...
Me: *things I would do to her, a routine that has yielded f-closes in the past*
Me: Well, enjoy your weekend. Let me know about Tuesday. In the meantime, here is something for you to think about
Me: *youtube link to "Outside" by the Weeknd with lyrics (very dirty song that also yields good results)*
Where did this go bad? Obviously, I shouldn't have said a word after her last text. I probably blew this, didn't I? One thing I started thinking about was the fact that after she sent the pics, I should have immediately went into dirty texting, not trying to arrange a meetup. The last time I got dirty pics, I went into dirty texting first and f-closed. Thoughts?