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| Author: | policebaton [ Sun Oct 12, 2014 4:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | College Bar Game |
So my wingman got pretty drunk and fucked up one of my sets, and it was the funniest shit I have ever seen/most awkward thing to ever happen. My first few sets went smooth, telling girls they are adorable blah blah made out with one in the middle of the bar but I didn't want to make out again, but she kept following me around and insisting we made out.. she was about a 6.5 ish so one make out was enough for me and I went outside. While out my wingman opened a girl, drunkenly, and wasn't being very smooth and she cold shouldered him. I looked over and she made eye contact and smiled, I instantly walked over and said hey I am policebaton what's yours, I'm HB7, oh cool do you go to our school blah blah, then I said sorry I just think you are really adorable and wanted to meet you, her face lit up and she said I made her night, and I talked to her got her number etc etc. Then about 5 mins later, another girl walked past and my wing opened saying something about her sleeves, and went for an instant hug. She gave him the creeped out look and I was about to run damage control but he recovered decently, saying something like "oh no I am sorry I am actually really really creepy" and she laughed at his sarcasm. He started jib jabbering drunkenly, and she was somewhat attracted, but he was goofing it up and you could tell she wanted to get away at one point. I was sitting silently listening next to them and she cut the conversation with him, stepped over to me and opened me saying "and who are you? You are just sitting here so mysteriously.." and I was like "hey I'm policebaton, I'm a huge mystery" and she started laughing, we hit it off, told her she was pretty, asked for the number and she said some token resistance like "why do you get my number?" I knew one witty response and I would have it, right as I open my fucking mouth.. my wing goes "just give it to him so we can both fuck you" and she looked super confused... goes "what the fuck?" and starts to back off, I just start shaking my head trying not to die laughing.. and he goes "yeah we both wanna fuck you in the ass just give him your number".. I knew the set was ruined so I just started laughing and looked away. She instantly grabbed her big guy friend and walked off. Fuck you wingman, you drunk asshole lmao. |
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| Author: | oceanx [ Sun Oct 12, 2014 11:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: College Bar Game |
Lol well at least your wing was being honest that's why they call it truth serum. |
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| Author: | policebaton [ Mon Oct 13, 2014 1:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: College Bar Game |
Too funny to be mad at him |
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