At the gym yesterday there was this really hot chick, probably 38 y.o., blonde, built, thick, fake tits, and she looked like a personal trainer. I'd seen her in there before talking to a buddy of mine (total AFC). I waited until a while until we were both at the water fountain at the same time and opened her with "Hey I think you know my friend, <name>." She smiled and I immediately knew it was on. I asked her if she personal trained here, she said she didn't. I teased her a little bit, CnF, the whole thing. We walked back to her little workout area, did some calculated body rocking (non-verbal time constraint). I was getting lots of IOIs from her. She asked me my name, asked me what I did, and after making her guess, I told her I was an engineer and she said, "Wow! An engineer with a personality!" Major IOI.
Then I blew it.
I said, "Yeah I know, it's like everyone I work with has asperger's." She looked up at me (she was sitting I was standing) and she said, actually MY SON has asperger's. (This is when I wanted to reach for a Snickers and chew it over a while.) But I saved it when I said, "REEEally? That's amazing! There's probably a place for him at <my company's name>! If he ever gets into math and science or finds he really likes engineering, get in touch with me. I also tutor math, and one of my student's has asperger's." I totally saved it.
She said, "Wow! Yea, oh...yea I should get your number." She wipped out her phone and I said, "Just shoot me a text." I'm so glad I did this, because otherwise I wouldn't have ever heard from her more than likely. Then we went back to working out separately, only waving goodbye when she left.
I texted her a few hours later, just to make sure she would respond. I've re-typed the texting convo below (leaving all the typos and emoticons in), sorry this post is so long already! I need advice, so if you'll read the rest of this and respond to me, i'd appreciate it!
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Me-"Omg <her name> just after you left...This girl fell off a treadmill going full speed. I felt so bad for her lol"
Her- "R u kidding me? Was she hurt?"
Her-"Which girl?"
Me-"I hadn't seen her before, and after that she'll probably never come back, haha. That's not my usual time anyway. Tell your son I tutor science classes too, not just math. And if he expresses any interest in engineering I'll talk with him. Young people are my specialty."
Her-"Ur joking...haha...engineer with a personality joke."
Her-"Ok. We'll see how things go for him in the next few weeks. Thx:). So no joke, huh? Dang, she's probably sore. Ur gonna laugh, but I slipped in between 2 boats last nite. Didn't hurt much at the time...just my pride:). My friend and I had a god laugh later when my shin looked like it had an egg sticking to it:(. I look deformed!"
Me- "Jeez how embarrassing...for your friends. Ultimate party foul. One too many preworkouts that night
? I saw that knot on one of your legs, I wasn't going to say anything."Her- "Whatever!"
Me - ":D chill its barely noticeable"
Her - "It's very noticable, but that's not the goose egg I was referring to:).
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If you've read this far, please help me with the following:
(1) Please provide suggestions for getting this chick out of the gym and onto my bed
(2) Explain what she meant with that last line of text she sent me.
(3) I wanted to make sure I didn't sent the last text message and have it linger, so I stopped responding when I thought she was flirting with me. Hopefully that stung her a little (better her than me). How would you have handled this?
Thanks in Advance!