Boy do I feel good today
After reading so much advice, and retracing my past mistakes, and knowing I got nobody to blame but myself. I was at Square One Shopping Centre today for the Boxing day sales, arrived home a couple of minutes ago with 1 number from earlier on the day. I honestly could careless about the number what was funny was the way I got it. I used a situational opener by luck as I entered the Zellers entrance of the mall I was moisturizing my lips with my miniature vaseline. Let me try and do the He" She: thing. Okay I was putting vaseline on my lips as I was entering the store. I spot this HB7 doing the same damn thing it was so coincidental. She was heading out, while I was entering Zellers both of us doing the same thing giving eye contact.
Me:Hey excuse me? Stop copying me. You're like my little cousin always mimicking me stop it. (I was grinning trying to hold in my laughter).
She:What... (started to laugh). You just entered the store and i'm about to leave I think you were watching me from outside and copied me!!!
Both of us laughing
Me: (I almost went AFC here) Oh ya right, I got to go now boxing day ya know. (Stuck hand out to shake)
She:Hmmm okay.
Me:(I shook her hand then sighed saying). You know, you can tell a lot by a persons handshake (This is a David Deangelo DHV).
She: What do you mean?
Me: Your handshake shows me absolutely no confidence, come try it again. (Sticking my hand out).
She: (Shakes my hand firmly now). Is that better I am confident what you think you can intimidate me?
Me: ahhaah thats better, you should be intimidated though. (David Deangelo Hand Shake routine) I stick out my hand again this time not saying anything just expecting her to shake it again.
She:(shakes no words spoken, just a sly odd look at me with her eyebrows up like i'm weird)
Me: I threw her hand away laughing, I was just testing to see if you like me with that third handshake. You do ahahaha.
She:You're so stupid.
Me:So what did you buy, don't you love this SPAM so many people around I feel so alive.
She:blah blah blah blah
Me: Interesting I really got to bounce now my shit might sell out (It was 10:30am<correction morning afternoon> by now and I had a bad feeling my 1gb Verbatim USB stick would be sold out)
She: Okay ... It's nice speaking with you by the way your funny do you got MSN?
Me: (Now I had no intentions of number closing today I just wanted to see if I could remember some routines and buy my shit first). MSN? Why don't you give me your number I don't use msn much. (complete lie).
So we exchanged numbers, she went to the bus station I was shopping around. Spoke with some other females did the same shit then just spit my own game. But never asked for a phone number. My kino was minimum, and I know I'm ready to head out to the club tonight at Fluid. I just had to shake my rusty conversational jitters and avoid VENUSIAN BLOCK.
To be honest number closing ain't shit. I don't give a damn about a number, nor do I really care about the f-closes. I'm trying to get girls that I can f-close multiple times, rather than once and gone. I don't feel f-closing once, and leaving is game. I'm trying to find a hoodrat to practice my in-bed skills with
Edited: <correction 10:30am morning afternoon>
). Ya I hope I don't flip flop. Thanks for the advice.