Ok let me start off by saying I ride a motorcycle, and as such am commonly wearing armored clothes and armored gloves....were talking carbon fiber and or / aluminum armor in most cases. the jacket i have contains level 3 foam type racing armor. It can absorb something like 9 kilojoules of energy(a .308 rifle round had a few thousand joules so think about that. This armor is not bullet proof due to the material type but more designed to absorb blunt impact not penetration)
Knowing that this next part should be very hilarious.
SO i just get off my bike, still wearing my jacket and gloves and strap my helmet to the helmet lock under the seat. When i see this HB8 across the street. I'm thinking hell yes! so i take a bit of time pretending to do something with my bike to see if any guys come up to her or if she has a BF. Nothing, no one, she is just standing there with another HB 6-7 talking and looking over at me.
so i walk over mildly ignoring them when i hear "nice bike" that is my cue. SO i start chatting them up, maybe 10 minutes go by(lots of ioi from both of them) and i'm about to number close the HB 6-7. It is about now i find out the HB8 has a brother. he came up to me trying to be wayyy too alpha and gets in my face for absolutely no reason. "hey were you hitting on my sister?" to which i replied, yes she is attractive, why? "Well i don't like people hitting on my sister." At this point i see his shoulder rotate and know what will be coming next... many years of jeet kune do were very helpful as i dodged this errant punch and placed a knee in his mid chest. he reeled back a minute and swung again making contact with my jacket...I felt nothing. SO being the alpha i dusted off my jacket and laughed at him, his sister joined in laughing at him as well. This is where i kind of lost it. He grabs his sister by the shirt and picks her up. I then punched him in the ribs to get him off her(remember what i said about the armored gloves?) well..mr. alpha just pissed himself, seriously.
I not only got his sisters number by another female standing nearby.
yes the cops showed up but about 5 witnesses supported me defending myself and his sister. He went to jail and i got 2 numbers.
win.
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