I went to Moe's last night and saw a new HB working there. Face = 7 body = 9 (tight, tight, tight body) so average it out and she's an 8. She was standing there with two male co-workers flanking her. She had glitter on her face, it looked cute.
me: love the glitter
her: yeah, i wear it sometimes...(can't remember all she said)
me: well it makes you sparkle (smiling), you look like a (hand motion in front of face, like Molly Shannon in Superstar) SUPERSTAR!! (Energy right here)
her: lol, thanks
some movement, (she was working after all)
she comes back to my area
her: what do you want on your quesadilla (smiling)
me: it's quesa-dilla (like napoleon dynamite)
her: lol
male co-worker: lol
me to male co-worker: (still glancing at her) that movie is like 10 years old, and I still say it that way
male: lol, me too but it's an awesome movie
me to her: it's getting stuckin my brain, I've started saying it like that without even thinking
everyone: lol
me back at her: Anna. That's one of my top ten all time favorite female names. (I like this line, I've used it in the past, is it PUA material? That was my last bit too, I was starting to freeze, not panic, but my brain was locking up)
her: really, thanks
me: uncomfortable silence (2 seconds, or a lifetime)
me: yeah it has a classic beauty to it (struggling)
Her body language looks like she's waiting for something good to happen and she gives me this look like "awww... is that all you have, because I really liked you."
After that it boiled down to telling her what I wanted on my quesadilla and then a few awkward smiles and I moved on.
This happened last night and I've been thinking about it all day.
Critique it gentlemen...
