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Author:  Mr Fakename [ Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:39 pm ]
Post subject:  I Gamed a Gay Guy to get the Girl. (Right or Wrong?)
Well… I am sure we are all aware of “Friends Disarming”, but last night I did something I am worried about this morning.

Last night was my friend’s birthday, and so I found myself in a pub with a group of guys talking about football. I was pretty bored, I hate football, and the night rolled on. After drinking a few beers and two shots of Sambuca, my head was buzzing. I didn’t go out to pick up, and the place wasn’t target rich. There were two or so HBs, but they were wrapped around their boy friends and I couldn’t see any windows. Then a girl and a guy entered. I’d say she was a HB6, but I am sure most here would call her an HB8, (I see that one used a lot) but that’s not important.

The guy was fat and poorly dressed in a boring grey and black jumper. This would be easy right? I let them sit at the bar for a moment, I let them order their drinks. I approached when the bar tender went out back and used my ample time to get talking to them both. She wasn’t very open to my good conversation, she’d look to the guy and he’d look back. It was clear I had to win him over, so I did. Then I told them that they should come and sit with my table and they did.

The boys greeted the girl, and grunted at the guy and it wasn’t long before he became very disconnected. He was slowly sipping away at orange juice and looking bored. I was pretty sure that if he wasn’t stimulated soon he’d want to go. He tapped her on the leg and whispered something, to which she replied “in a minuet”. I had to work on him, get him involved, or he was going to make her leave. As he was sitting on the edge of another table, out of the social loop, I started talking to him and then said ‘Hey, bring your chair to this table, I can’t hear you so well’. He moved over and I worked on him for 10 minuets or so, asking about things he liked and smiling Etc.

Then he told me he was gay! Well, how should one react? He was with a HB after all. “Wow really’ I said ‘I always wanted a gay friend. Tell me do I look hot?’. The girl who had been paying attention to the conversation while pretending to look away suddenly burst into laughter. ‘What!’ she said ‘You can’t ask him that!’. “Why not?’ I said before turning back and saying ‘I‘d never have thought you were gay. You don’t make the most of yourself. I look gayer than you! Do you like my scarf? Do you like Rock Hudson?’. All this banter was fine she opened up more and was enjoying the madness, and he was happier to sit with us. It was fine.

By talking to the gay guy I found out some stuff about the girl, stuff that I used to cold read her, she was very shocked and amazed, he was just smiling to himself knowingly.

Anyway, the hours fall off the clock and before I know it I am at my friends playing poker with, the girl and the gay guy. By this time I had won the gay guy over so much that he would side with me on any argument and we had a few little conspiracies going on her, such as stealing her chips.

He was out of the poker game pretty early on and was very bored. Then it started! This gay guy kept Kino'ing me! It started off slow, tapping me with his foot, placing a hand, moving in for side of body contact. I didn’t like it, it made me feel ill, but what was I to do? Kill the vibe? So I just didn’t acknowledge it, I played Poker as if I didn’t feel a thing. It got a bit much for me at points, and I would get up and make a drink or hide in the toilet shivering. Later I fell out of the game and become the dealer, just to keep some distance from him. Luckily at around 2AM he went home, thank fuck! She on the other hand wanted to stay.

After the game of poker I put on my coat and she said ‘Hey, which way are you walking home?’.

As I walked her home on my arm she got a text message. It was from the Gay Guy. Supposedly I am pretty hot and he hopes I call him soon. I laughed it off, feeling sick inside, and told her that I was just trying to cheer him up, as he was so moody earlier in the evening. She said she knows what I did, and he knows I am straight, and if he gets hurt its his own stupid fault. I walk her to her door, grab her number and get a K-close.

What a night...
Author:  Paramour [ Sun Jan 13, 2008 4:48 pm ]
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Honestly, I don't see that being wrong by any means. The gay guy knew you were straight the entire time and she is right, if he does get his feelings hurt it is his fault. Gay men usually know their limits with straight men. The girl on the other hand, probably noticed that you weren't "his type" per se, just from the way you carried yourelf, noticed your manner at the poker table....that much is obvious that you weren't gay. But props to you for being social with the gay guy and removing the unsocial stick from his ass. It's funny to me, I don't see to many unsocialite gay men...but I guess they are out there.
Author:  The Wild One [ Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:00 pm ]
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If you get the girl that is all that matters. Just be careful not to hurt peoples feelings in the process.
Author:  satsugai [ Sun Jan 13, 2008 8:24 pm ]
Post subject:  reply
there nothing wrong with what you did.al you did was talk to him and made him feel part of the group :twisted:
Author:  Mr Fakename [ Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:12 pm ]
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Ok, well, I got 6 text messages from the gay guy today.

1. Hows thing? Etc
2. Sounds like Fun Etc

I stopped replying here

3. Nice Meeting You Etc
4. Story about himself.
5. We should do something some when .
6. Can I tempted you to turn gay?

.............. I hope that is the end of it.
Author:  xxIcexx [ Mon Jan 14, 2008 12:02 am ]
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buahahahahahah

that last text is too funny

but hey, not you have a true story about getting hit on by a gay guy...i'd save that message too for proof because thats quite a story
Author:  speed-bird [ Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:11 am ]
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Hehe, looks like you did too good a job of disarming the gay guy! But as long as you got to the chick then it's all good. If his feelings are going to be hurt then that's his lookout. He should be able to respect straight peoples' straightness.
Author:  ASSasSIN [ Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:30 am ]
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This one of the funniest stories in a long time, I've been hit on by a gay guy before but never actually had him get my number. Absolutely hilarious, very well played. There is nothing seedy about what you did.
I hope you played on the double standard after she said you can't have a gay friend.
Once again great story-use it for a DHV routine (if you don't I will) or a stand up comedy routine.
Cheers!
Author:  lennon [ Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:57 pm ]
Post subject:  gay guys
Dude, I've never gamed a homo to get a girl, but for some reason gay guys love me, and a few times I've made the mistake of trying to be friends with them and contrary to what someone else said; I REALLY DON'T THINK THEY KNOW THEIR LIMITS WITH STRAIGHT GUYS! They ALWAYS want to "convert you" man. I hope that's the end of it for you too.
Author:  Mr Fakename [ Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:34 pm ]
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Guys........

Since then this guy has been texting a lot. He texts me maybe 10-15 times a week. He always asks me what I am up to and stuff like that. Now I don’t like to be rude to the guy, so I usually reply to maybe 1 in 5-7 text messages. But some three weeks ago he asked me to dinner. I said no ‘I don’t have the money’, but he offered to pay for everything. I said no again. He asked a few days later. I said no again, he asked a few days later, I said no again, he asked a few days later, so I told him that I am not gay and that I don’t really see him taking me to dinner as being worth his while...

He told me he doesn’t see me that way. He just thinks I am a really lovely bloke and he’d like to hang out with me.

I’ve put the question to a few girly friends. “Should I go for a meal with a gay guy who is going to pay for everything?’, they all said I should go, even the girl he was with at the pub. Heaven knows they have gone out for free meals, they do it all the time and they say its something I should experience.

I need some more P.O.Vs on the subject. Should I go?
Author:  livestrong20 [ Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:52 pm ]
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It's a free meal, bring the girl with if you can, they are friends after all. Its just more DHV's for you!
Author:  Chino Kapone [ Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:24 pm ]
Post subject: 
Quote:
Guys........

Since then this guy has been texting a lot. He texts me maybe 10-15 times a week. He always asks me what I am up to and stuff like that. Now I don’t like to be rude to the guy, so I usually reply to maybe 1 in 5-7 text messages. But some three weeks ago he asked me to dinner. I said no ‘I don’t have the money’, but he offered to pay for everything. I said no again. He asked a few days later. I said no again, he asked a few days later, I said no again, he asked a few days later, so I told him that I am not gay and that I don’t really see him taking me to dinner as being worth his while...

He told me he doesn’t see me that way. He just thinks I am a really lovely bloke and he’d like to hang out with me.

I’ve put the question to a few girly friends. “Should I go for a meal with a gay guy who is going to pay for everything?’, they all said I should go, even the girl he was with at the pub. Heaven knows they have gone out for free meals, they do it all the time and they say its something I should experience.

I need some more P.O.Vs on the subject. Should I go?
Just don't put out for anything less than steak and lobster.


Btw, this could be a fucking DHV story. Im laughing my ass off and im sure many females would laugh too.
Author:  Chino Kapone [ Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:25 pm ]
Post subject: 
Quote:
Guys........

Since then this guy has been texting a lot. He texts me maybe 10-15 times a week. He always asks me what I am up to and stuff like that. Now I don’t like to be rude to the guy, so I usually reply to maybe 1 in 5-7 text messages. But some three weeks ago he asked me to dinner. I said no ‘I don’t have the money’, but he offered to pay for everything. I said no again. He asked a few days later. I said no again, he asked a few days later, I said no again, he asked a few days later, so I told him that I am not gay and that I don’t really see him taking me to dinner as being worth his while...

He told me he doesn’t see me that way. He just thinks I am a really lovely bloke and he’d like to hang out with me.

I’ve put the question to a few girly friends. “Should I go for a meal with a gay guy who is going to pay for everything?’, they all said I should go, even the girl he was with at the pub. Heaven knows they have gone out for free meals, they do it all the time and they say its something I should experience.

I need some more P.O.Vs on the subject. Should I go?
Just don't put out for anything less than steak and lobster. :lol:


Btw, this could be a fucking DHV story. Im laughing my ass off and im sure many females would laugh too.
Author:  Chino Kapone [ Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:27 pm ]
Post subject: 
Quote:
Guys........

Since then this guy has been texting a lot. He texts me maybe 10-15 times a week. He always asks me what I am up to and stuff like that. Now I don’t like to be rude to the guy, so I usually reply to maybe 1 in 5-7 text messages. But some three weeks ago he asked me to dinner. I said no ‘I don’t have the money’, but he offered to pay for everything. I said no again. He asked a few days later. I said no again, he asked a few days later, I said no again, he asked a few days later, so I told him that I am not gay and that I don’t really see him taking me to dinner as being worth his while...

He told me he doesn’t see me that way. He just thinks I am a really lovely bloke and he’d like to hang out with me.

I’ve put the question to a few girly friends. “Should I go for a meal with a gay guy who is going to pay for everything?’, they all said I should go, even the girl he was with at the pub. Heaven knows they have gone out for free meals, they do it all the time and they say its something I should experience.

I need some more P.O.Vs on the subject. Should I go?
Just don't put out for anything less than steak and lobster. :lol:


Btw, this could be a fucking DHV story. Im laughing my ass off and im sure many females would laugh too.
Author:  chadbaxter [ Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:35 pm ]
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I would go to lunch with him, but I would make sure to bring an HB9-10 friend with me. lol
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