Exams time, so today I went to Starbucks to have a coffee and revise . I don't take myself very seriously so I decided to change my name. The place was packed around 4 pm because of some happy hour deal they have. Ordered some coffee and the cashier asked for my name. Told her my name is Shady Slim, and kept a serious look on my face. She giggled but then realized that it might actually have been my name .. Few minutes later, another worker there called my name: " The real Slimshady please stand up" .. Came closer and told her: " I'm already standing up" .. Everyone there started laughing.
Then I took my coffee, and went to have a seat upstairs but it was full, so had to go to the lower floor.. Heard a girl telling her friends: " OMG, there is a guy upstairs that is called slimshady bla bla bla.. " Went to my table, got a paper up, signed "slimshady" on it, and approached her table. Told them:" My name is slimshady, and I'm pretty famous. American, but I bet you have heard many of my songs. Anyway, I thought I would be nice and give you my autograph and handed them the paper. The all started laughing so I sat beside them and told them I was just joking and that is not my real name, but I felt bored so I decided to do it.
They got even more excited how I did that. We talked for few minutes then I said I have to go and start revising, but before I do that I want the number of the hottest one between them. She said she had a bf and she shouldn't do it. I told her well that is a loss, of course a loss to you
, and went back to my seat. 15 min later, they packed and wanted to leave. Both of her friends went to the toilet and she was alone sitting on her table. Few seconds later she came closer to me and handed me her number telling me her name was Christal.