Went down to meet the HB8 but realised shes a HB7 and frigid so I decided to ignore her as she is boring, and met a HB6 and K-Closed
HB6: you said if I lost 10lbs then guys will fancy me
ME: (ignores comment) I could be all "nice guy" style to you and all the fake bollocks but I figured you get that every day all day n your probably fed up of it.
HB6: yeah
does my head inME: I recon you should put your hair up> (kino kino kino lol) (plays with hair) *freeze out* Anyway what was I saying, ITS NOT ABUOT WHATS RIGHT OR WHATS WRONG, its about me, and its abuot you, I could be all nice, but in reality... that aint really what its about. omg why am I even talking to you.
HB6: So what brings you down here anyway.
ME: Well Im meeting HB7 but havent seen her abuot have you?
HB6: no but ill let you knw if I do.
ME:
HB6: Im so drunk (she was tipsy)
ME: they say italians are the best lovers...
HB6: your italian are you?
ME: No, but what are you implying
HB6: haha OMG what are you diong that change my mind thingy aaargh your twisting my thoughts
ME:
eh?HB6: omg im so drunk
ME: well anyway, Im about to prove it wrong.
HB6: er... eh? wat?
ME: (Kisses her)
HB6: I don't even know why we are doing this
ME: We aren't diong it, its just happening
Well I got bored and thought I'd open some more sets
Using the same lines and negs
ME: Alright
HB7.5: Yeah
ME: Where are you lot off to then?
HB7.5: Dunno just walking
ME: I like your hair, is it real
HB7.5: huh what? what you mean?
ME: like hair extensions
HB7.5: What makes you think im weaaring extensions
ME: So how do u 3 know each other
GROUP: Well heres my mate (girls name) and her mate (guys name), we used to go school together.
ME: what (school name)?? or (school name2)?
GROUP: oh school name2, school name 1 sucks ass
ME: Do ya know (girls name)
HB7.5: Never heard of her its a big school though. whats your name??
ME: Sim
HB7.5: Like sim card haha
ME: yeah
I haven't heard tht one before, your quite cool actually, you made me laugh.*links arms*
HB7.5 : Haha link arms everyone
*small chit-chat*
ME: does this mean your my girlfriend now
HB7.5: yeah
ME: we should hold hands this way its better
*does thign where fingers are woven together type hand holding*
*more small chit-chat*
I think this could have gone further but I wanted to continue sarging and had to climb into the smokers area of another club and they wouldnt let her in.
she was sweet aswell, I talked to many attractive girls that night, had a few give IOIs just havent mastered the "accidently isolate the target" trick normally happens by chance.
I even opened sets walking up to the group and giving them the middle finger
told a girl she looked egyptian, rearanged their hats lol. At the end of the night I ended up at some womans house and I couldnt get past her last minute resistance, oh well practice makes perfect