I want to tell you guys about the first set I approached in my life, of course i only did it after I've learned everything about pickup.
I've studied every single peace of information and i had an urge to test it out, and i had my shot. Btw I'm in grade 10... maybe the youngest on the forum... anyway.
All the guys were talking about this shb that was in grade 12, i personally didnt find her attractive, and i still didnt when we were face to face together, I'll get to that later.
So.. my boys were talking about her and they didnt think i could pull it off, they even started betting if i could, but after the 3 second rule broke into a few minutes, the bell rang and we had to go inside, so i SWORE i will approach her the next day (don't forget she has 4 other friends that are always with her. a.k.a cock blockers).
While i was regretting i didnt approach with the jealous gf opener, i thought of a more natural opener that leads me straight away to a DHV spike, You'll all thank me for it.
So the next day i was pumped and ready to do it, I saw the 5 girls and i looked back to my 2 friends and i told them:"Guys, act like you're arguing about something and be amazed."
I followed the 3 second rule and i went to the 5 set and it went out like this.
Me: "Girls i need your opinion about something, see me and the guys are arguing about something and I gotta go back to them soon... so.. Cats or Dogs? do you guys prefer cats or dogs."
Now i stuttered a little when i first entered but then i held it all together and it had amazing results.
Girls: "Dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs and dogs." (which was seriously convenient for me)
Me: "yeah you guys are right, dogs love us unconditionally while cats just scratch the shit out of us for food! Talking about dogs, when i was 5 i was at my friends house and i was playing hide and seek with his dog (didnt tell them it was a german shepard so they'd ask later, and they did) so i was hiding under the stairs, he saw me, so he jumped from the top of the stairs and scratched my face (which really happened, OH and i didnt tell them where he scratched me so they'd ask, and they did. The next part is the DHV (lie)) so i looked at it, I didn't feel sadness, anger nor hatred, all i saw was love from the little guy so i went down and hugged him."
Girls:OMGGGGG (and i swear to you, the target started jumping out of joy)
then we started talking about dogs in general, they we all smiling and they all turned to me , IOI (i looked at their feet and they were all pointed at me)
The target was seriously talkative and fake, so i negged her with the "how do you guys handle her?" and a few other negs and her B-shield was completely turned off. Honestly i couldn't ignore the target at all as she was the most talkative of the 5.
I wanted to make them want me, since i reached the hook point i wanted to make sure i was in the zone. i thanked them for their opinion, turned around and walked away.
It wasn't a surprise when the target screamed: "HEY COME BACK WE WANNA TALK TO YOU SOME MORE, (when i came back) whats your name?" she asked.
Me: "It's Voyrin, what about you guys?"
them:"Sarah, Nadia, Farah (target) and Jessica." EDIT: forgot to add Clair.
Me:" ok so you're Sarah, Nadia, Jessica and.... whats your name???" the target was surprised cause she thought the whole school knew her name, which was true.
anyway after a lot of negging and C&F i realized all the guys in my school were looking at me, and that Nadia wasn't going to stop cock blocking me. So i kinda negged her to stop bitching with the "please stop spitting on me, its disgusting" negg but that didnt put her out either, every time i did kino with all the girls, they didn't mind until Nadia told me to stop touching them and she told them to stop letting me touch them, their was nothing i could do, i had to get out of there. but i realized i can't give up yet.
so i went to the jealous GF question hoping to get a number out of it,which luckily worked once she said let me take your cell so i can help you solve the problem, and i told her i wont give her my number, ill take yours instead. WHEN HER BITCHY FRIEND
said: "she's taken, she doesn't give her number to strangers"
Me: "Wow, you really thought i had bad intentions? I was just being friendly, anyways she's too old for me."
that still didnt cut it out, but thats when some guy came to me and told me that he wanted to speak to me for a second (I've seen him before but i don't really know him).
I told him: "hey bro, i don't know you and i don't want to talk to you"
He said: "why did you try to bang my GF Jude" (i never even heard of a Jude)
I said: "stop bullshitting and tell me what you want, I've never heard of this.. Jude."
He said: "I'm joking man their isnt any Jude." and he walked away, seriously bad attempt at trying to out AMOG a guy while he's gaming.
I continued the conv, when some guy comes suddenly and pulls off my hat (it was cold and i had one of those .... south park hats without the ball on the top) I was furious, i knew my hair would suck because of the pressure made by the hat but i acted cool.
me: "give me the hat."
DICK: "no."
me: "I'm in no mood for your jokes so give me my hat, now."
Nadia looked at me and said: 'if your hair is like that then everything changes."
I looked at her while I'm putting on my hat and i said: "it's cool, it's just the hat the screwed up my hair." and i quickly changed the topic (btw i kept changing their positions from time to time)
this is when shit happens, and i realized that guys will keep trying to AMOG me, so a guy comes and
says: "this guy must be hitting on you."
me: "yea, like im gonna hit on older girls."
He left and all went well, then me and the target started joking about meeting after school and going into a fight,
target: "I kicked the ass of largest man in this country"
Me : "how could that be, i dont remember you kicking my ass?"
and that's when their was buying temp (the one where we were close), but i couldn't act on it in school.
i changed the position again, i just went and they followed me, i sat down and they all circled around me.
i saw a guy coming to AMOG me (he's in 12th grade too so i thought it would be a challenge, but it wasn't).
He said: "hey whats your deal"
me: "dude, after school meet me in the bathroom, i wanna do some naughty things to you".
the girls laughed, he was embarrassed and he left.
so the same guy who told the girls i was hitting on them came back and said:
"what do you want from this guy?" he asked the girls.
I quickly looked at him and said:" Whats your deal man?" before the girls could answer, "Don't you have anything better to do." and thats the second guy trying to AMOG me down.
I was sitting, they were all standing, i was talking about something, when the target interrupts, so i say: "hey! im talking"
Target: "oh, sorry". and she gives me even MORE IOIS
I WAS IN THE ZOOONEEEE, for a first pickup I WAS THE SHIT, all the guys envied me and all the girls wanted to be with me. PICKUP IS AWESOME
then... a third guy tries to AMOG me, he comes and says: "i wanna talk to you"
the same as the last guy, i answered: "no, im not talking to you, i dont even know your name"
he left.
IDK what i said so the target shook hands with me, it was the strongest a woman ever shook hands with me (IOI) then i was like enough and left her hand.
i realized a small glimpse from Nadia, and at that moment i realized.... she knew i was a player.
But honestly after being so close to farah and didnt want her, i wanted her friend Sarah who was the most quiet of the 5 but she never stopped giving IOIs and she was always smiling, so i gave her an IOI.
me: "Sarah, nice scarf." and i touched it.
Nadia:" Sarah dont let him touch you"
Me:"whats wrong, I only touched her scarf." (I think I should have said: "are you jealous.")
that's when the bell rang and i left.
while i was going, the third guy who was trying to AMOG me told me he wanted me to get away from the girls because they didnt want to talk to me, i looked at him, and was like "yea sherlock, its not like they followed me."
i think i screwed up here, because i saw the girls, pass by again, the guy was behind me. and i told them
"never talk to this guy, he's a dog" and i walked away feeling like the king of the world.
For my first set i think i did pretty good, considering i didnt use all the routines such as the cube, esp test, best friend test, trust test and other interesting things, i got a lot i can do the next time i see them.
But my largest problem here was Nadia.. the cockblocker, i need serious help with that.
Enjoy the long post
and tell me what you think.Edit: can someone try to use the Cat vs Dogs opener, it really worked well for me and i wanna do what i can to help the community with new openers that can lead to a quick DHV, so... let me know how it goes for you.
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