well guys its 11am which means i dont feel like thinking! so lets see what you think.... I'm in school yesterday going up a hallway, not really in my PU mode, and i see this cute girl walking the opposite direction that i was going, never seen her before... (moving target hb8 going in the opposite direction, normally a no-no) it was kind of crowded and she would have lightly bumped into me......if i hadnt bumped into her roughly
(guys if you try this...dont tackle the girl ok?) i took one more step and my PUA switch fliped on (damn kino i blame her) i turned around and it startedZ:*seriouse tone* "Hey watch where you're going"
Her:" Oh Sorry i didn't see you "
*Looks at me like what an asshole*
Z:*turned my back to her and pretended to walk away then i turned around* "hahaha im playing i bumped into you" (yes the "im playing" slipped but fuck it)
Her:*laugh hair flip* "Oh i was about to say are you seriouse?"
*she takes out her fone and stays where i bumped into her*
*I smiled, walked away, i planned on ending it there cuz like i said i wasnt in the mood then i notcied that she was still there on her fone soooo*
Z:"you know i actually did that to a friend of min that i saw ine the grocery store but i bumped into her cart with mine and she said the same thing you said, she has slow moments like that" (implying that yes i am talking about you
) [hmm that story sounds strangley like a routine we all know 
]Her:*laugh,puts her fone away but begins to walk away*
*i dont move*
Z:Just be careful next time or i'm going to have to charge you"
Her:*stops turns around smiling* "what a bumping fine?"
Z: "hell yea you can't damging the merchandise without being fined"
Her: "haha how much do i owe you then"
Z: "hmm 10 bucks" (hmm im pretty cheap, note to self raise price 5 dollars)
Her: "haha ok i'll be prepared for next time"
*she goes to her locker which was right by us and i just let it end there*
now of course had i been actually been in the mood to get her i could have number/date close by having her make it up to me for my injuries. its early so i dont feel like thinking about what i could have done to continue like i said haha bear with me guys. i have a pretty good idea but if you guys want to haha "finish the story" go for it i put this on here to give an idea on how that routine works and like i said try not to rip her arm off. I dont have class till monday so when i see her i'll continue it and ill post it up in the f-close section
bwahaha ....or on here 
haha peace!Zeal