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| Author: | xDerailx [ Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Set the Alarm |
Last night I went sarjing alone just because I like doing it sometimes. I Set my alarm on my phone for 25 minutes. Im at the bar and I see a 3 set. As im passing by them on my way to the bar I open over the shoulder. Me: hey guys, quick question. Im planning a bachelor party and I need a female perspective on this. Set: On what? ( I slowly start to turn to them as i talk) Me: Should I get strippers or not? ( Than I notice the one girl who became my target had a feather in her hair) Set: (2 of the girls said yes and the target said no) Me: Why yes? Obstacles: blah blah blah Me: Ok, Why no? ( As i look at the target ) ( And Packer youre gonna love this) Me: But, first. Are those hair extensions? Target: No!!! Just cause I put a feather in my hair doesnt mean I have hair extensions. Obstacles: Laughter Me: Whoa, youre nose wiggles when you talk. Did you know that? Obstacles: (Laughter) It so does Me:(Right away before they respond) So, how do you all know each other? Obstacles: Blah blah blah. (We fluff for a bit, I dhv and multiple thread the conversation.) Me: So you guys just hangin out, chilling tonight, or is it girls night out. 1 of the Obstacles: Were waiting for my boyfriend and were gonna chill out. (I.o.d) Me: Im Derail. And you guys are (introductions are made) Target: Hey. You didnt let me tell you why I dont think strippers are cool.(I.O.I) Me: Alright, tell me but make it quick cause im waiting for a friend to show up. Target: My brother had strippers at his bachelor party and his friend slept with one and got an S.T.D. Me: Well, my family and I dont fuck on the first date so I think were o.k. I need to be wine and dined. Too bad youre not my type. ( I point at the 2 obstacles) Me: You guys seem pretty interesting and im getting a good vibe from you. Put your hands on each side of the glass. You on one side and you on the other. Target: How do you know.. Me: Wait your turn, were doing something. (I make the straw fly outta the dring at the target) It was so good. All 3 girls: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! Obstacle: How did you do that? Me: You did it, its all energy. Target: NO WAY! Take your rings and bracelets off and do it. Me: Is she always like this?(to the targets) Obstacles: Do it again. Please that was awesome. Me: Maybe later. But ive kinda been ignoring your friend here(I point at the target). You guys mind if I borrow her for a second. Im goin to get a drink at the bar. Obstacles: Sure. Take her (We are walking towards the bar) I begin Kinoing her. Target: So, how do you know Im not your type?(I.O.I.) Me: Were too similar, wed fight all the time and id win. Watch. (We do a thumb war, I let her win) Me: You only one because you have small hands and my big thumb is easy to grab on too. Target: Laughter We grab a drink and stand at the bar where I am dhving and kinoing. My phone alarm goes off. I pretend its a ring so I answer it and have a short conversation with my imaginary friend who tells me hes not coming out tonight. As I do this im keep an eye on my target who is fixing herself up.(I.O.I.) Me: My friend is not coming out tonight so I think im gonna take off. Before I go, I want your number. Big Time. I enter her name in my phone and give her my phone. She types her number in. Target: You dont have to leave you can chill with us if you like.(I.O.I.) Me: Alright you seem cool enough. ( I give her a hug and she squeezes me back) Me: Lets get back to your friends. Back at the table we fluff for a while. Im telling jokes. We were all just having alot of fun. Enter the boyfriend. My target gives him her seat and she sits beside me. I start shooting the shit with him and i find out he is a mechanic. We exchange info because im a mechanic for a job and its always nice to have mechanic contacts. The girls tell him about the magic trick and for a second trick I stick a pen through a bill and pull it back out and there is no hole in the bill. We are all shooting the shit and just having a great time. I have the Targets hand on my leg. Time goes by in a good way. Me: Well, im gonna go grab a smoke and maybe take off. Target: Ill come with you. Outside we are smoking and I cube her and mystery kiss close her. Me: Are you thinking about kissing me right now? Target: I wanted you to a long time ago. We kiss Target: You are so cool( big smile). Me: Thanks so are you. You know, I almost didnt come out tonight but im so glad I did because meeting you just made my week. Target: Thanks, I almost didnt come out either but im glad I did too. You arent like any other guy ive met. ( she kisses me again) I push her off. Me: Dont get any ideas. I gotta get going soon. Im taking the last subway home. Target: Where do you live? Me: (Somewhere in Toronto, but I tell her where I really live) Target: Well, I live at (such and such) Wanna split a cab and you can grab the subway there. Me: Sure We say bye to my new friends. They were all very very cool people. And get a cab. In the cab we are making out and playing around. Her: Come to my place, you said you smoke weed, I got some up there. Lets smoke. Me: Sounds good. We walk in to her place. She lights candles and an inscence, we smoke the joint and put on Sin City and start to watch the movie, I start massaging her a bit. Target: Oh, I havent had a massage in soooo long. Can you give me one. (I give deadly massages) Me: Only if I get one back. Take your shirt and bra off and lay down on the bed. (She complies) While massaging her I start massaging her ass and she loves it. I reach around and unbutton her pants. I slide them down and while im massaging her i rub her snatch every now in then. She is very wet after a bit Target: Put it in. We had great sex and I left in the morning after breakfast. Derail Laired |
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