Lack of words to express, otherwise absolutely hilarious
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| Author: | debugger [ Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:03 am ] |
| Post subject: | Drunk after party(kinda ashamed of what i did) |
So i am drunk as fuck,5 AM in the morning(yesterday) out from my cousins party The party: I got drunk as shit and started getting naked in front of a bunch of people (gypsies mostly) started grinding my ass on a girl (she put her hands on my chest) They send me out to buy some beer,i fell off 3 times,someone lifts me up,i kiss him on the cheeks,shake hands,ask him his favorite football team (i started screaming STEAUA STEAUA and he started jumping with me and screaming) i shook hands again and i was gone. I don`t remember what happened in the subway but i woke up at the second least station and open a girl while trying to not fall off - Hey man...oh sorry girl....who lies.... i cant resist the urge and grab her tits then fell off,some guys lifted me up and i started screaming fuck the police,i got a slap from a guy (i didnt see his face) Opened another HB,i sucessfully did the jealous opener,here goes the conversation Me Happy:Heyyy!"Jealous GF Opener here" She:I don`t know!!!:D I sit next to her and look in her eyes "i have a huge donkey dick for you to swallow on" SLAP. I came back home with 2 plastic bottles of beer and ended up fucking the fattest chick,when i came i puked on her,then drifted to sleep Should i call her and ask for excuse or play hard to get? |
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| Author: | Florg [ Wed Oct 05, 2011 5:23 am ] |
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0_0 I want to say something, but I really cant think of any appropriate response. |
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| Author: | StraightShot [ Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:11 am ] |
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Lack of words to express, otherwise absolutely hilarious
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| Author: | kcdclan [ Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:50 am ] |
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Sounds like you had a blast |
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