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| Author: | Jaxin [ Sun Oct 22, 2006 12:09 am ] |
| Post subject: | Mall Outing with Jaxin and Checkmate |
I was at the bus stop wearing a formal shirt, it was pink with dark pink strips, it's my favorite peacocking item. I was waiting for Checkmate, my wing. Before he got there, I saw a set, now normally I'd follow the three second rule and open the set right away, but I was using the payphone to call Checkmate, the set was right behind me so, I analyzed it and by the body language and what the guys were saying I could tell that the guys in the set were trying to pickup the girl, pathetic, the guys were leaning in, trying to get rapport too early, it was just a AFC piece of shit festival there, the girl was an 7.8 and the guys were actually rather good looking, but their clothing looked like what skateborders would wear. Checkmate was not home, so I realized he was probably on his way, I hanged up the payphone and checked what time it was on my cellphone (it was running out of money, so I couldn't use it). I turn around and there was the 7.8 just standing there waiting for the bus, with a rather large briefcase, she was dressed fashionably, so I opened with "hey whats in briefcase" HB7.8:"Its makeup" Jax:"oh I thought you were a street magican or something" It was the way she was dressed it kinda looked like something one of mystery's assistants would wear. Jax:"but then I realized you probably didn't have enough talent" HB7.8:"I'm a makeup artist" I was totally thinking Pickup Jax:"so what did you have to go to a school for that" HB:"yeah" Jax:"so what do you do like clown makeup or something, did you have to go to circus school or something?" HB:"no, I don't do clowns" Jax:"whatever" Rolls eyes then walks away, As I walk away, and I was like five feet away HB:"I do makeup for actors and tv shows and stuff" I walk back to her Jax:"really now..." most of it was fluff talk, got the number and left. I was sitting a bench when Checkmate finally arrived. He was wearing a sweater, a t-shirt and some shorts. Jax:"nice peacocking man" Checkmate:"I couldn't find anything" when we finally got to metrotown (the biggest mall in Vancouver), Checkmate pointed out to me that some girls from our school were there, Jessica an 8 , and some other girls that weren't that attractive anyway. As I walking down the steps, some hostess was doing interviewing people, asked me to come over so I did. The camera guy and her seemed pretty tight, you guys ever notice that its always a camera guy and a hostess, never the opposite. So they asked me a few questions like What I wanted to be for holloween, I told them I wanted to be a pimp (cause I am already), they asked what I hated, I told them girls who flake out on you, and what my little secret was, I stole some beer from my dad's cabinent. When I was answering the questions I saw Checkmate calling over Jessica probably telling her about the interview i was doing. When I went back to checkmate, I said to him "if they don't put me on razor I'm going to fuck 'em, I mean seriously look, totally peacocked PUA wants to be a pimp for holloween what more do ya'll need" Checkmate:"I wouldn't fuck her" We talked over what we're going to do today, we decided first we're going to get some greek food, then go see tatoo girl at the estoric shop, then go to Departed the matt damon movie ( I heard he uses pickup, the kind right out of the book, kinda pickup), then we're going to chapters. We met Tatoo girl a couple weeks ago and she's a 9.8, I didn't have enough time last time so this time I was ready. The Departed was talked about on artofapproaching blog and thundercat was saying how matt damon uses pickup so we had to see it. when we were getting greek food,I used some pickup on the hired gun "hey I love your eyes" HB Greek girl was so happy I could see the happiness in her eyes she probably didn't get complimented often, but she's a 8.6 actually a 8.9 but only because she was covered in makeup. Then I said "are they contacts" HB greek girl went from smile to not so fast I didn't even see it. HB:"no their fake" Checkmate was laughing, I had to move a few inchs before I couldn't keep a hold of my laughter. me and checkmate were laughing so hard, we even made a few cracks about it; Checkmate:"is that a car" Jaxin:"no its an automobile" Jaxin:"is she a lesbian?" Checkmate:"no she's a homosexual" Jaxin:"are that your girlfriend" Checkmate:"no we're just going out" when we finally got the food and sat down we were laughing so hard we could barely eat. when we finally stopped I noticed Jessica, she was sitting right in front of us, we were sitting at one of those seats that were bulit in to the wall, and there was a table right in front of us and Jessica was sitting in it alone. Her friends were sitting two tables way, her friend had to lean over all the way just to get some fries. It was so obvious it wasn't even funny. Jaxin:"hey checkmate have you noticed that Jessica's in proximity Checkmate:"yeah but I don't like her personalilty" Jaxin:"but she is attractive" Checkmate:"I guess" I walk up to her and assume rapport cause I already know her, and I told her about the greek girl story, she didn't laugh. Checkmate:"come on man if you want to see tatoo girl then we got to leave" Jaxin:"hey Jess I got to go" Jessica:"bye Jaxin" When we were away from them Jaxin:"what the hell man I could have sarged her" Checkmate:"you have negative social proof with the friends and I think I saw Tootsie about to AMOG you. When we got to the estoric shop, the 9.8 wasn't there. Checkmate:"what do we do now?" Jaxin:"lets go watch a movie then check again, last time it was like 6 when we went there, right now its like 3:45 We're at slivercity waiting to watch a movie. We have a problem Departed is already an hour done, and the next one comes back in three hours Jaxin:"too bad we don't get to watch it, I heard matt damon uses pickup" Checkmate:"we can still go there, we'll only miss an hour" Jaxin:"I'm not going to miss an hour of matt damon using pickup" Checkmate:"lets watch the next one then" Jaxin:"I'm not going to wait three hours to watch matt damon use pickup" Checkmate:"let's go check if tatoo girl's there this time" Next to the estoric shop is a set sitting on a bench. Two of them are holding and gropping each other its just sick. Jaxin:"its an arranged marriage" Checkmate:"but they're white people, they don't do that" Jaxin:"well how else do you explain an ugly ass guy going out with a girl like that" Checkmate:"open it" Jaxin:"fine" Checkmate's waiting a little while ahead, while I opened the set. let's just say the girl with the ugly guy belw me out HB:"I really don't care" Jaxin:"thats what I thought about when I saw your face, and your lack of breasts" As I'm walking away Checkmate comes up to me and asks "holy shit man that was harsh" Just as he says that, right over his sholder I saw her, walking by us. 9.8, she was one part goth, two parts punk, and all parts fine We went around, went into the shop. I was looking for a necklace, like last time, but this time I found one of those stones that were cool, but I didn't know how to put a cord around it. I call her over, ask her some shit HB:"blah blah, loop it with metal, blah blah" Checkmate:"how about no" Jaxin:"you stole my line dude" Jaxin:"say it all over again so I can say it" HB:"metal blah blah" breaks out in laughter she couldn't contain herself. Checkmate does some fluff talk while I look at her boots, they were platform, it's so obvious, I stared for several minutes till she finally cracked. HB:"what are you looking at" Jaxin:"oh I was just noticing how nice your carpet was" Checkmate was laughing so hard, the tatoo girl was laughing it was like a laugh orgy. Thats when I noticed a ring on her finger Jaxin:"are you married" HB:"practically" Jaxin:"I feel sorry for you" HB:"why, I love my man" Jaxin thinking fuck you bitch:"oh no I meant I feel sorry for him, I wonder how he could handle a girl like you, I bet you scare his parents, and intimidate his friends" Checkmate whispers in my ear:"dude your getting angry let it go man, let's just go" I get some tarot cards and go. While on the sky trian Checkmate says "Jaxin we forget to get your condom!" Jaxin:"yeah man I bet if I had that ring would have dissappeared!!" We're at another mall this time, one thats right next to the bus station, I go to shopper's drug mart, and when I have the condoms about to buy it I say"are you sure they work", "can I test them out on you", "is there a money back gurantee" HB:"giggle" Jaxin:"why don't you give me your number and we'll find out later" HB:"sure" At the bus station I meet this girl who inicated a conversation with me so I told her my day, got her number and I went home |
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| Author: | dust [ Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:24 pm ] |
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Love your "thought you were a street magican" |
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| Author: | Monkey [ Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:02 am ] |
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I'll second the love of the Street Magician line, and raise you a "Wonderful use of conscious misunderstanding." |
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