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| Author: | DarrenAce [ Sat Sep 17, 2011 9:32 am ] |
| Post subject: | Banging a super HOT celebrity and being stalked by Boyfriend |
Let me tell you about how I met this hottie.. This girl is a famous reality-tv star, like almost everyone knows her.. Personally I had never been with a celebrity before and I thought to myself.. All right dude, This is IT! Show what you got!! Honestly I´ve seen this girl a couple of times in clubs but never really had the guts to walk up to her because she was always surrounded with these Rich high status dudes with fancy cars and yachts..And as stupid as I was at that time I kept telling myself that I wasn´t good enough.. Weeks after, I go clubbing I arrive a bit late to the club.. Aaaaand there she is! I thought to myself, Shit, you know what? FUCK this shit I´m doing out, the worst thing that could happen is a rejection! And u know what, I´ve tried tons of those before.. So I´m like, okay I´m going to the toilet wash my face with ice-cold water, clearing my mind talking to myself in the mirror saying,, you can do it!.. Couple of minutes later I can´t see her? Where the fuck is she? I look after her and I see her go down the stairs in the club carrying her stuff, probably going home or getting picked up by someone… I literally RAN after her, but just made sure she didn´t see me so that she didn´t think I was a psycho haha.. Anyway I´m finally walking slowly up to this girl… And I´m now getting a bit nervous.. then I tell myself, you know what? she´s just as human as you are, she can piss sometimes AND shit (YEAH I KNOW A BIT DISCUSTING)! So she can´t be that hot.. And right away just by thinking of that I´m not afraid walking up to her… She stops up for a moment probably to look at her phone, I´m standing right in front of her having NO CLUE what to say, I now look at her and throw out these words:” Hi you know what? There´s something I´ve always wanted to tell you”.. She´s like giving me this weird look and asks what it is..And then I´m like, “You are MY BIGGEST FAN!”.. she gives me this confused look and laugh so hard.. like she says, “What? Am I your biggest fan, don´t you mean you´re my fan?”. I´m like yeah, whatever “I just love the voices you put to the character in this cartoon series (I mention a cartoon series known in my country)”, Like as if I´m pretending she´s someone else and that I don´t know who she is.. That made her think, WTF? How come he doesn´t know who I am… And then she´s like, “Who are you anyway?”, and then I say, “I´m the most interesting guy you´ll ever gonna meet for the rest of your life”, she´s again like what? And I continue with: “Naah u know what, I´m just an average guy and work at night catching rats in sanitary systems REALLY hoping one day to meet Ninja Turtles”… and then she´s like “Aaaah, I Love ninja turtles!”, and then I´m like, “Yeeeah, that reminds me of eating pizza! Let´s go on pizza adventure!”.. And then she´s like, naah I don´t know, have to get up early tomorrow.. And then I´m like seriously get to sleep when you´re old, you´re like maximum 22!”.. Even though I know she´s a bit older, she takes it as a compliment and gives me a warm smile.. She decides to go with me.. So we have a pizza and talk about everything between earth and the stars… All of a sudden my friend calls me because he´s in trouble.. He´s trapped at a train station, there was no trains going because some signal issues.. whatever, he knew I had a car with me, and I´m like, Fuuuuck I gotta go get him! Lesson learned, NEVER tell anyone that you are driving if you go to clubs.. So I´m now here with this girl and have to go.. she now meets with Her friend to go home with her because she lived just down-town.. the hottie lived like 1 or 2 hours away from the city.. And of course I won´t leave without getting her number, and u know what she rejects me and say, “Naah it was soo nice meeting you, but no offense I have a boyfriend”.. Then I´m like “Woow, woow, slow down girl I barely know you, what do you expect.. Do u think I´m gonna sleep with you already or something? Then I´m the wrong guy, I think ur cute but I´m gay”.. She´s like what?? Seriously?? Nooo way, and she laughs soo much… I love doing this just to disarm her resistance.. and then she´s like fine and type her number in my phone and I take off.. Anyway, next day I text her: “Do you like strawberries?”, and she answers, “Who is it?”, then I answer.. “Soo disappointed you´ve already forgot your pizza date”…. Wait, wait, wait, wait.. And I´m like DAMN IT! 10 hours have passed since I wrote the message and still got no answer? After 3 FUCKING weeks! She writes me back “Hey Strawberry! It was nice meeting you. Sorry I´m writing right now I just had so many things going on”… and I was like shit I almost forgot about her, so a couple of hours later I answer with: “Daamn, I didn´t know it would take you that long to kill your cat!”… funny enough she had a cat I found out.. I decide to call her and open with: “How´s your cat doing?” and she laughs.. Out of the blue she says: “I want to tell you something weird.. I had a dream last night where we were together on a bed with white sheets.. I wonder what that means?”.. I was like seriously?? Me too?? (of course I didn´t have any dream that was even CLOSE to that)..Then she´s like “Are you SERIOUS??” And then I´m like, “YEAH! (whatever just play along) What if it´s a dejavu?”.. We´re talking back and forth and then she asks: “What is your REAL name, you never told me that?” …I´m like.. U know what, I gotta go have some important stuff I have to fix, But do you have VERY important plans tomorrow (Sunday)?”, and she´s like, naah not really just chilling.. Then I tell her to come to the city and we could hook up and we could get to know each other better.. She agrees, YES! – Before I hang up I say.. “Can u promise me one thing? DON´T wear pants with holes in them”… she laughs and say, yeah maybe hehe Now the next day we meet, and of course she´s wearing the pants with holes in them.. And I now KNOW, the game is ON! So she´s like where are we gonna go? And I´m like, my favorite place in town, let´s smoke water-pipe, and she had never been there before… there we are talking about all kind of stuff, she starts asking about my real name, what I really do and stuff like that.. Couple of minutes later, she goes to the toilet, in her bag I notice “Anthony Robbins Book – Awakening the Giant within”, and I was like FUCK THIS IS AWESOME, we have soo many things in common!.. When she come´s back I say right away,”I noticed your book, why haven´t you told me that you are into coaching?”, and she´s like..U didn´t ask… All of a sudden we share some great insights about coaching, personal development, and she´s soo surprised that I´m also into that stuff.. then I was like, “I think your dream really meant something”.. As I say this my voice is very low-key, and we have deep eye-contact now… We get closer to each other and Boom, kiss… She was then like, SHIT what am I doing I have a boyfriend.. and then I say, “You know what maybe it wasn´t meant to be”.. and then she starts talking about his lack of passion in his life and that he really doesn´t have any specific goals, blablabla and she now sees me as a potential guy to be with since I have been sharing my goals in life with there.. Now on this date I was smart.. She lived as mentioned 1-2 hours away from the City and the last train went at 11 pm… My goal was to make sure that she was having a super good time until AFTER 11pm so she had nowhere to go.. Then I´m like let´s take off… She knows that she has no way to go, I wasn´t having my own place at that time.. Soo there was one option, “Let´s go to a hotel!”…. So we go there and of course she says that she´s gonna pay since it her problem that she can´t get home.. I´m like FUCKING A!... On the way to the hotel someone keeps calling her FUCKING Phone like 50 times.. IT´s her boyfriend. He keeps asking about who she´s with (btw her boyfriend lives in the city), she answers with, “I´m just hanging with some friends of mine, you don´t know them”… and they keep arguing back and forth… So fast forward, we are now at the hotel, we get our room and guess what? The sheets on the bed are PLAIN white! We now look at each other and I say, “This is scary shit!”… so we laugh and get in, put our stuff away, lie on the bed, cuddle a little talking about it´s nice we met each other.. ALL of a sudden, someone knocks on the door? And I´m like who the fuck is it late at night? I open the door, and guess what? IT´s the damn boyfriend!, standing there with a huge dude! They have literally been stalking us through our date, like for hours!.. At this points I´m like okay, Im fucked.. so he pushed me aside and asks me, “Have u fucked her?”, as the stupid guy I am I answer, “Noo, not yet!”.. And I was like wtf did I just say.. There´s now a fight between the couple, and the boyfriend was like, I´ll get to u after I´m done with her…, so I try to befriend the big dude, by saying, “What´s up, have you been out this weekend?”… And he´s like “Whats wrong with u are u not afraid or anything?”… Im like naah Im used to this shit! So I pretended I didn´t know she had a boyfriend… The girl now starts saying that she´s gonna call the police if they don´t go away.. So the guy gives me this evil terminator look and say, “I´ll be back”… Now we are both all emotional, and I´m like fuck it I need a shower.. Jump in with me…I banged her in the shower, on the table in the living room, at the floor, all over the huge bed.. banged her even while we were smoking.. After 2 hours of hard fucking my body is pretty fucked.. And I think to myself what a craaazy night.. So these are the lessons I´ve learned: 1. If you see a super hottie just REMEMBER that she´s as human as you are, and that she´s not a creature from outer space 2. Pizza dates work if you want to isolate a girl after she´s been in the club..and maybe you can take her home 3. NEVER say “ I haven´t fucked your girl, YET!” to an ANGRY boyfriend |
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