The breast itch was strange. It happened at work. It was just the HB and me in her office and she was talking with me - reading something I had given her. And she starts scratching her breast. I’m mean it was pretty fucking obvious. I’m standing there looking at her, listening intently to what she was saying (because it was important - not because I was gaming her) and she is there sitting facing me, scratching her right breast just above her nipple. And in my head I’m thinking (I often have these Homer Simpson-esque moments where I have dialogue in my own head):
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“hey you can't just sit there and scratch your breast in front of me like that! Do you want me to hit on you? What the fuck is wrong with you? Aren't you getting married anyway? This is a pretty strange way of getting my attention. Are you just fucking with me?“
Well it makes a funny story, even though this sort of thing drives me round the bend 
Cool I didn't know that about the hair and makeup. But this usually happens when I’m in a fucking elevator with a girl I haver never seen/met before and may never see/met again unless I make some sort of a move. What the fuck do you guys do in such a situation? Actually this probably warrants a new thread - I will do that. See How to open/attract HB in elevator/lift?