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First off you posted in the wrong section.

If you have some time a day or two heres what you do....

Get a banana, ideally a fresh one with no brown spots green on the ends is a plus.
Peel the banana about 1/2 way to 2/3 of the way down, eat the banana, scoop out the rest of the banana that is still in the peel with a spoon. Take the banana peel put it in a microwave for about 15 to 20 seconds, put a condom on put the banana on and beat it see how long you can last.

I dont know how old you are or what state you live in but if you can get one of these it will help alot with size or lasting issues.

http://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-toys-fo ... p-enhancer

LOL at RVAIS's input, that is definitely not the right way to see how you will perform. Whack-off less than 2 hours before seeing her, you will last longer, screw the load and the orgasm, there is plenty of time for that once she wants you again. This is likely to happen unless you half-satisfy her. it depends on what she is used to.

Also, have you considered Kegel exercises? the best thing ive ever done

Hope this works,

Henley

LOL @ banana sex.

I haven't masturbated for a while now, after I broke up with the ex and decided to get myself back into gear, I haven't jerked it. My advice is don't jerk it. build that tension within yourself and when the time comes (lol time skeet) put it in her and go to town.

Since you're a virgin, I recommend practicing licking a popsicle or sucker to get your tongue into shape for eatfest 2009. I have a tongue of steel and i love it :p.

I'll tell you some things women love if you don't know any:

If you have to do it missionary, and she doesn't know you're a virgin, lift up those knees and put em over your shoulders and pound the dog shit outta her.

Drive it deep in her and swivel your hips around. (She ought to resturn the favor by driving herself onto your cock)

Take your wang out and massage her clit with your head (not the one on your shoulders :p)

When eating, grab hold of her thighs and press your tongue on her clit and move your head around in a beast-like motion and just go to town (my ex loved the hell outta that haha)

Tease her. Pull it out and wait a couple seconds, thrust back in, rinse and repeat, then continue pounding.

When in doggy, smack that ass good.

If she's not too heavy for you, have her wrap her arms around your neck and let her sit on your cock while holding her up and with her legs wrapped around your waist, proceed to pound her good (i've never met a woman who does not love this)

There ye go young grasshoppa, have fun ^_^

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Great stuff

Horny Goat? (never tried)

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Horny Goat? (never tried)

Man, we used to have that shit in our bathrooms at work (nightclub) ... I can tell you right now Horny goat weed doesn't work, unless it's got a placebo effect on you.

k, so, you're a virgin. no matter what you do, you'll probably lose it before she does, hell, probably even before you guys even warm up, so all i have to say is when you do, go down on her until you're good to go again. As a virgin, it'll probably only be a few minutes anyways... plus, she'll looooove you for it, lol.

Author:	Mandos [ Sun Aug 09, 2009 4:45 am ]
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ill get it right out there so its been said. I am a virgin, however I am meeting up with a chick I met online in 2 weeks here. The amount of sexual tension between us is HUGE. its going to happen, I know it, she knows it. it hasnt been directly stated but it may as well have been. my question is... should I hold off on masturbation beforehand? Does it really matter? I know its more pleasureable if I havent done it in a while, but i honestly havent gone for longer than a week without doing it. Also, is it harder to hold my load while having sex if I havent masterbated in a while? or am I just looking waaay too much into this?

Author:	xibuz [ Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:58 am ]
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Id suggest don't fap until then, a week b4 if possible. You'll have more juice to let loose and better orgasms. "Lasting longer" depends on the motions you make; although you can force it to take even longer by masturbating right before, that'll just reduce the potential orgasm and its not as enjoyable.

Author:	RVAIS [ Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:59 pm ]
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First off you posted in the wrong section. If you have some time a day or two heres what you do.... Get a banana, ideally a fresh one with no brown spots green on the ends is a plus. Peel the banana about 1/2 way to 2/3 of the way down, eat the banana, scoop out the rest of the banana that is still in the peel with a spoon. Take the banana peel put it in a microwave for about 15 to 20 seconds, put a condom on put the banana on and beat it see how long you can last. I dont know how old you are or what state you live in but if you can get one of these it will help alot with size or lasting issues. http://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-toys-fo ... p-enhancer

Author:	Athar [ Tue Aug 11, 2009 1:01 am ]
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Don't masturbate, it will dull your sensations in the penis. If you masturbate a lot you might even get problems cumming during sex.

Author:	Bones [ Sat Aug 15, 2009 8:30 am ]
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Quote: First off you posted in the wrong section. If you have some time a day or two heres what you do.... Get a banana, ideally a fresh one with no brown spots green on the ends is a plus. Peel the banana about 1/2 way to 2/3 of the way down, eat the banana, scoop out the rest of the banana that is still in the peel with a spoon. Take the banana peel put it in a microwave for about 15 to 20 seconds, put a condom on put the banana on and beat it see how long you can last. I dont know how old you are or what state you live in but if you can get one of these it will help alot with size or lasting issues. http://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-toys-fo ... p-enhancer lol, is he suggesting to fuck a banana?? Dude, you gotta whack it before you go out with her, just clean off yer little guy well and wash your junk! Your gonna last longer if you do.

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Author:	Henley [ Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:36 am ]
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LOL at RVAIS's input, that is definitely not the right way to see how you will perform. Whack-off less than 2 hours before seeing her, you will last longer, screw the load and the orgasm, there is plenty of time for that once she wants you again. This is likely to happen unless you half-satisfy her. it depends on what she is used to. Also, have you considered Kegel exercises? the best thing ive ever done Hope this works, Henley

Author:	RVAIS [ Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:55 am ]
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Quote: LOL at RVAIS's input, that is definitely not the right way to see how you will perform. Whack-off less than 2 hours before seeing her, you will last longer, screw the load and the orgasm, there is plenty of time for that once she wants you again. This is likely to happen unless you half-satisfy her. it depends on what she is used to. Also, have you considered Kegel exercises? the best thing ive ever done Hope this works, Henley My input was intended for virigins who havent had pussy yet, Kegels are for females men need to do PC flexes... see this site http://www.penisenlargement-pills.org/e ... rcises.htm Also I would recommened supplements ( i know me recommending supplements ) Yohimbe MACA (never tried) Horny Goat? (never tried) a good cheap over the counter Vaso-dialator use all with caution. Skip the fanv=cy brand names

Author:	FrequentFlyerCA [ Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:48 am ]
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Quote: First off you posted in the wrong section. If you have some time a day or two heres what you do.... Get a banana, ideally a fresh one with no brown spots green on the ends is a plus. Peel the banana about 1/2 way to 2/3 of the way down, eat the banana, scoop out the rest of the banana that is still in the peel with a spoon. Take the banana peel put it in a microwave for about 15 to 20 seconds, put a condom on put the banana on and beat it see how long you can last. I dont know how old you are or what state you live in but if you can get one of these it will help alot with size or lasting issues. http://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-toys-fo ... p-enhancer ROFL!!!

Author:	Deezle [ Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:55 am ]
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[quote="RVAIS"]First off you posted in the wrong section. If you have some time a day or two heres what you do.... Get a banana, ideally a fresh one with no brown spots green on the ends is a plus. Peel the banana about 1/2 way to 2/3 of the way down, eat the banana, scoop out the rest of the banana that is still in the peel with a spoon. Take the banana peel put it in a microwave for about 15 to 20 seconds, put a condom on put the banana on and beat it see how long you can last. I dont know how old you are or what state you live in but if you can get one of these it will help alot with size or lasting issues. LMAO....never poked a banana. I must add this to my list of things to fuck before I die.

Author:	ImmortalGropher [ Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:28 pm ]
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LOL @ banana sex. I haven't masturbated for a while now, after I broke up with the ex and decided to get myself back into gear, I haven't jerked it. My advice is don't jerk it. build that tension within yourself and when the time comes (lol time skeet) put it in her and go to town. Since you're a virgin, I recommend practicing licking a popsicle or sucker to get your tongue into shape for eatfest 2009. I have a tongue of steel and i love it :p. I'll tell you some things women love if you don't know any: If you have to do it missionary, and she doesn't know you're a virgin, lift up those knees and put em over your shoulders and pound the dog shit outta her. Drive it deep in her and swivel your hips around. (She ought to resturn the favor by driving herself onto your cock) Take your wang out and massage her clit with your head (not the one on your shoulders :p) When eating, grab hold of her thighs and press your tongue on her clit and move your head around in a beast-like motion and just go to town (my ex loved the hell outta that haha) Tease her. Pull it out and wait a couple seconds, thrust back in, rinse and repeat, then continue pounding. When in doggy, smack that ass good. If she's not too heavy for you, have her wrap her arms around your neck and let her sit on your cock while holding her up and with her legs wrapped around your waist, proceed to pound her good (i've never met a woman who does not love this) There ye go young grasshoppa, have fun ^_^

Author:	FrequentFlyerCA [ Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:50 pm ]
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Quote: LOL @ banana sex. I haven't masturbated for a while now, after I broke up with the ex and decided to get myself back into gear, I haven't jerked it. My advice is don't jerk it. build that tension within yourself and when the time comes (lol time skeet) put it in her and go to town. Since you're a virgin, I recommend practicing licking a popsicle or sucker to get your tongue into shape for eatfest 2009. I have a tongue of steel and i love it :p. I'll tell you some things women love if you don't know any: If you have to do it missionary, and she doesn't know you're a virgin, lift up those knees and put em over your shoulders and pound the dog shit outta her. Drive it deep in her and swivel your hips around. (She ought to resturn the favor by driving herself onto your cock) Take your wang out and massage her clit with your head (not the one on your shoulders :p) When eating, grab hold of her thighs and press your tongue on her clit and move your head around in a beast-like motion and just go to town (my ex loved the hell outta that haha) Tease her. Pull it out and wait a couple seconds, thrust back in, rinse and repeat, then continue pounding. When in doggy, smack that ass good. If she's not too heavy for you, have her wrap her arms around your neck and let her sit on your cock while holding her up and with her legs wrapped around your waist, proceed to pound her good (i've never met a woman who does not love this) There ye go young grasshoppa, have fun ^_^ LOL Great stuff

Author:	ImmortalGropher [ Wed Sep 16, 2009 6:09 pm ]
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Quote: Quote: LOL @ banana sex. I haven't masturbated for a while now, after I broke up with the ex and decided to get myself back into gear, I haven't jerked it. My advice is don't jerk it. build that tension within yourself and when the time comes (lol time skeet) put it in her and go to town. Since you're a virgin, I recommend practicing licking a popsicle or sucker to get your tongue into shape for eatfest 2009. I have a tongue of steel and i love it :p. I'll tell you some things women love if you don't know any: If you have to do it missionary, and she doesn't know you're a virgin, lift up those knees and put em over your shoulders and pound the dog shit outta her. Drive it deep in her and swivel your hips around. (She ought to resturn the favor by driving herself onto your cock) Take your wang out and massage her clit with your head (not the one on your shoulders :p) When eating, grab hold of her thighs and press your tongue on her clit and move your head around in a beast-like motion and just go to town (my ex loved the hell outta that haha) Tease her. Pull it out and wait a couple seconds, thrust back in, rinse and repeat, then continue pounding. When in doggy, smack that ass good. If she's not too heavy for you, have her wrap her arms around your neck and let her sit on your cock while holding her up and with her legs wrapped around your waist, proceed to pound her good (i've never met a woman who does not love this) There ye go young grasshoppa, have fun ^_^ LOL Great stuff Yeah, I'm very descriptive, I know XD.

Author:	chickentika [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:37 pm ]
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i always just thought it made you blind

Author:	Emiliooooh! [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:27 pm ]
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Quote: Horny Goat? (never tried) Man, we used to have that shit in our bathrooms at work (nightclub) ... I can tell you right now Horny goat weed doesn't work, unless it's got a placebo effect on you. k, so, you're a virgin. no matter what you do, you'll probably lose it before she does, hell, probably even before you guys even warm up, so all i have to say is when you do, go down on her until you're good to go again. As a virgin, it'll probably only be a few minutes anyways... plus, she'll looooove you for it, lol.

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Author:	RVAIS [ Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:34 am ]
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Quote: Quote: Horny Goat? (never tried) Man, we used to have that shit in our bathrooms at work (nightclub) ... I can tell you right now Horny goat weed doesn't work, unless it's got a placebo effect on you. k, so, you're a virgin. no matter what you do, you'll probably lose it before she does, hell, probably even before you guys even warm up, so all i have to say is when you do, go down on her until you're good to go again. As a virgin, it'll probably only be a few minutes anyways... plus, she'll looooove you for it, lol. Doesnt eating pussy or at least eating everytime DLV?