I was out with my favourite drink buddy last night and we decided to calculate how much money we’ve spent on drinking this year. 5200! In 5 and 3/4ths months. I immediately put down my pint and vowed to go 365 days drink free. I’m wondering if anyone else has done this and have a couple questions.

1. For me drinking is directly related to sleeping with women. I need the liquid courage. How the hell am I going to pick up women without the drink? Where do I even go? How does this work?

2. What do I do instead? I’m gonna need some hobbies. Preferably ones where I can still meet women.