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| Author: | Johnny Utah [ Sun Jun 05, 2016 4:19 am ] |
| Post subject: | Natural bacteria or STI discharge? |
Ok, so last night I received unprotected oral from a long-term sex friend. She has never infected me with anything in the passed year that we have been frequently meeting. This morning before I urinated, a whitish, creamy and very sticky (not cum) discharge came out? I have had chlamydia and gonorrhea separately and together on more than one occasion, which I have been cured of. Everytime I'm infected, I not only experience a similar looking discharge, but I also experience extreme nausea and upset stomach. Today, my only symptom so far has been the discharge. I'm feeling no itching, burning, pain when urinating. I will give it more time, but does this sound more like natural bacteria that was in her saliva? |
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| Author: | JackZero [ Sun Jun 05, 2016 5:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Natural bacteria or STI discharge? |
I'm not a doctor, so follow my advice carefully. Take the discharge and apply 1 oz. to either a fern leaf or a Venus flytrap. If the fern leaf starts displaying polka dots or the Venus flytrap gains the ability to talk, see a doctor immediately. Whatever you do, don't give the flytrap coffee...it'll be up all night talking your ear off. |
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| Author: | Johnny Utah [ Sun Jun 05, 2016 8:09 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Natural bacteria or STI discharge? |
Quote: I'm not a doctor, so follow my advice carefully. Take the discharge and apply 1 oz. to either a fern leaf or a Venus flytrap. If the fern leaf starts displaying polka dots or the Venus flytrap gains the ability to talk, see a doctor immediately. Whatever you do, don't give the flytrap coffee...it'll be up all night talking your ear off.
Ok, that is pretty funny. May as well call it a Penis Fly Trap.Little Shop of Horrors in my pants! |
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