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Author:  redstar1324 [ Tue Jun 09, 2015 9:15 am ]
Post subject:  Who wants to start some badass shit in Miami?
When my money starts coming in from my mobile home parks, apartment complexes, etc....

I want to buy this boat....

buy a hotel on Miami Beach and pimp out the penthouse suite...

Pull up hot Cuban girls all day every day.... (they don't HAVE to be Cuban...whatever they are is fine)....

And maybe have some awesome house built that looks like this.....

Who can help?

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Author:  yesbro [ Tue Jun 09, 2015 4:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Who wants to start some badass shit in Miami?
Hey mate,

I really want to start some badass shit in Miami.

Only problem is, I'm currently serving a life sentence for being a badass in the penitentiary.

Any badass questions you have, please write to me.

yesbro
Author:  Noone [ Tue Jun 09, 2015 4:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Who wants to start some badass shit in Miami?
I'm a personal trainer.

I work at Sun Beach in Miami. We have a lot of clients. I brought in a lot of clientele by allowing Strippers to work out for free. No Pain, no Gain, right?

It has a pool where there are tons of hot hunnies. Although, I still get rejected by the one girl that is a perfect 10. I go home to my shitty apartment and drink mango/protein smoothies while watching Kenny Wu.

I attended his seminar and now I am a DOER. I would love to DO this with you. I have a black male fitness trainer with erectile dysfunction and an ex-convict turned Born-Again Christian who is recovering from a cocaine addiction as other men in my 'crew'. We are planning on kidnapping and duping a Mr. Kershaw out of his funds so that we can live happily ever after.

You can assist us in this plan. If not, I will help you after we get the money and we can party with the hunnies. I'm dedicated to physical fitness.
Author:  Dragula [ Tue Jun 09, 2015 5:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Who wants to start some badass shit in Miami?
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When my money starts coming in from my mobile home parks, apartment complexes, etc....

I want to buy this boat....

buy a hotel on Miami Beach and pimp out the penthouse suite...

Pull up hot Cuban girls all day every day.... (they don't HAVE to be Cuban...whatever they are is fine)....

And maybe have some awesome house built that looks like this.....

Who can help?

You really don't know when to stop, do you?
Author:  yesbro [ Tue Jun 09, 2015 5:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Who wants to start some badass shit in Miami?
Pay no attention to this beta!

WINNERS NEVER QUIT!!!
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When my money starts coming in from my mobile home parks, apartment complexes, etc....

I want to buy this boat....

buy a hotel on Miami Beach and pimp out the penthouse suite...

Pull up hot Cuban girls all day every day.... (they don't HAVE to be Cuban...whatever they are is fine)....

And maybe have some awesome house built that looks like this.....

Who can help?

You really don't know when to stop, do you?
Author:  Noone [ Tue Jun 09, 2015 5:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Who wants to start some badass shit in Miami?
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Quote:
When my money starts coming in from my mobile home parks, apartment complexes, etc....

I want to buy this boat....

buy a hotel on Miami Beach and pimp out the penthouse suite...

Pull up hot Cuban girls all day every day.... (they don't HAVE to be Cuban...whatever they are is fine)....

And maybe have some awesome house built that looks like this.....

Who can help?

You really don't know when to stop, do you?
You sound like a DONT-er
Author:  JackZero [ Tue Jun 09, 2015 5:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Who wants to start some badass shit in Miami?
Who are you? Spongebob? Why would you want to live in a seashell? I change my mind...lead with the money. Tell women that you're going to be a billionaire and let her pick out the house.
Author:  yesbro [ Tue Jun 09, 2015 5:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Who wants to start some badass shit in Miami?
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Who are you? Spongebob? Why would you want to live in a seashell? I change my mind...lead with the money. Tell women that you're going to be a billionaire and let her pick out the house.
Hey JackZero...

I like what you say man...Lead with the money but let HER PICK THE FUCKING HOUSE??????

DON'T-er
Author:  Noone [ Tue Jun 09, 2015 5:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Who wants to start some badass shit in Miami?
Don't be a DONT-er guys.

I like TonyKings enthusiasm.
Author:  CharlesFinley [ Tue Jun 09, 2015 5:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Who wants to start some badass shit in Miami?
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When my money starts coming in from my mobile home parks, apartment complexes, etc....

I want to buy this boat....

buy a hotel on Miami Beach and pimp out the penthouse suite...

Pull up hot Cuban girls all day every day.... (they don't HAVE to be Cuban...whatever they are is fine)....

And maybe have some awesome house built that looks like this.....

Who can help?
It is a good thing you've decided to be less arrogant and less show-boat'y with your money... You know, like you said you did.

We're all very impressed.
Author:  Dragula [ Tue Jun 09, 2015 5:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Who wants to start some badass shit in Miami?
ok, I change my mind:

https://youtu.be/EBcflBBGKhE?t=14s
Author:  redstar1324 [ Tue Jun 09, 2015 5:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Who wants to start some badass shit in Miami?
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Quote:
When my money starts coming in from my mobile home parks, apartment complexes, etc....

I want to buy this boat....

buy a hotel on Miami Beach and pimp out the penthouse suite...

Pull up hot Cuban girls all day every day.... (they don't HAVE to be Cuban...whatever they are is fine)....

And maybe have some awesome house built that looks like this.....

Who can help?
It is a good thing you've decided to be less arrogant and less show-boat'y with your money... You know, like you said you did.

We're all very impressed.
YOLO
Author:  Noone [ Tue Jun 09, 2015 5:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Who wants to start some badass shit in Miami?
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When my money starts coming in from my mobile home parks, apartment complexes, etc....

I want to buy this boat....

buy a hotel on Miami Beach and pimp out the penthouse suite...

Pull up hot Cuban girls all day every day.... (they don't HAVE to be Cuban...whatever they are is fine)....

And maybe have some awesome house built that looks like this.....

Who can help?
It is a good thing you've decided to be less arrogant and less show-boat'y with your money... You know, like you said you did.

We're all very impressed.
YOLO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_APmyjLkC4Y
Author:  Dilla [ Tue Jun 09, 2015 9:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Who wants to start some badass shit in Miami?
I'm in as long as there is 2 of every animal on the jungle boat.

Kindest regards,

Dilla
Author:  redstar1324 [ Wed Jun 10, 2015 1:24 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Who wants to start some badass shit in Miami?
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I'm in as long as there is 2 of every animal on the jungle boat.

Kindest regards,

Dilla
It's just like a yacht, but cooler. Do you know how many hot girls you could get on that boat. I live in Orlando, and I see advertisements for yacht parties in Miami Beach.

Imagine how much you could get if you owned one of the boats... make a VIP room in the back....

If there are 250 people on the boat.... 200 of them would be hot girls in bikinis.....

Yea... it sounds like a HORRIBLE idea.... I would charge for tickets and it would pay for itself....

Kind of like "Project Hollywood" type idea from the books.... you have to live an attractive lifestyle... why do you think celebrities get a lot even if they're ugly....

I PMEd the guy and haven't heard back from him.... I hope he is for real.... the house might be a little much... some people have told me it was ugly.... but I need something out of the ordinary and cool.... it's pretty cool on the inside, anyway....

Make it like a party house... like a frat house (minus the ghb), but cooler....
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