Hey,this is a conversation I have just had with a girl that I barely knew (I knew of her,as in a friend of a friend),which I just randomly said hello to,she's about an 8.
I would like a rating on my so-called "natural game", none of this was rehearsed or canned, it came from the heart,I'm no PUA. But I'd like to ask you guys what areas I should/could change slightly,I'm not open to the concept of completely changing my personality like a PUA would,but some advice on things to shape would be great,I really like her and I don't want to screw things up or let her lose interest.
Thanks guys!
p.s. I'm amazed that she reacted so well to a greeting as plain as "hello",maybe people need to learn to keep it sweet and simple rather than using so called "openers".Also ":L" means laughing,and us Irish use alot of slang.
Me
hello
:)Majella
hey!
:)Me
I'm sorry,I'm just so bored it's scary,you have no idea what it's like living where I do :L
Majella
:L:L Ok....where is that?! :L
random....
:L
Me
Africa :O:O yes but being random is fun!you had a reputation as a fun person,I'm starting to doubt that you are in fact fun
:Pnow this guy's fun (link to "double rainbow guy")
Majella
:L:L Id say its a quite spot alrite!! :/:/ id hate to be you...:L Yes random can be fun!! But in the wrong hands it can be creepy..u cant deny that?! I had a rep of bein fun?? i didnt knw that i had a known reputation!! :L Wel i would begin to doubt that too..
:( I havnt been doin anythin for like 4 weeks...quite tragic...!! :( haha...right give us a min...:)Me
wow that is quite a long message :L being me is pretty cool,you get to be a dickhead all the time :L yes...being random can be creepy...especially when I use....lots of full stops... :L 4 weeks?!wow...and i thought I was antisocial :O:O don't get freaked out by the dude laughing and crying at the same time :L
Majella
yon boyo must have been wankin the shit outa himself..the amount of times he says uuuuooooohuuuhhhh
hahahaha....
Me
what's weird is the dude that video actually used to be a cage fighter o.Oo.O
and when he says "it's starting to look like a TRIPLE rainbow",now that's priceless :L
Majella
Oh ok...leave him at it then so...obviously got a good few batens to the head to make that video!! :L:L Fricken weirdo!! :L:L No its not!! :O:O its feckin weird ass shit! :L:L
he sounds deranged!! :L:L
Me
you can just imagine his ad in the lonely hearts section of the newspaper :L
Me
"ex cage fighter,big build,looking for a woman who enjoys the simple things in life such as rainbows,and shouting strange noises off of mountains,took some knocks to the head but still good in bed" :l
Majella
:L:L:L
I like it...!! did you jus make that up??
like really...?? ¬¬
:L
Me
yes of course I did,I am truly offended that you think my sense of humour is so bad that I'd have to go copy some other persons crap :L
ಠ_ಠ
Majella
Wel how am i ment to knw?? :L like c'mon???!! no way! how'd ya do that face?!
:)Me
because....uhhhhhh....I don't know!but it's not normal that when someone says something funny you just automatically presume that they copied it,it's a little weird in all fairness :L
you just look at the screen really hard,and your face just magically gets put on the screen!!! :L
Majella
wel you came up wit it damm quick!! :L Ok right...it was cool that you made that up!!
:) ha happy?oh yea..?!!! my feckin arse! seriously?! :L
Me
what can I say,I've got a sharp wit :L
why thank you,now someone fetch the superglue so I can put my heart back together
:P I would like "Ryan Dardis,coolest person in the world,I'm number 1,fuck yeah" written on my medal"I just copied and pasted it off someone elses page"
:PMajella
hahahahaha....!! Yea you would like it bu it dont mean u goin to get it!!
:P oh yea sure as ya do!! :L:L :PMe
But I worked so hard for that medal :/:/
No seriously,I did copy and paste the face off someone elses page :L
ಠ_ಠ
Majella
baha...tough shit!! ya jus wasted a bottle of super glue..!!
:PWel ask the person who owns that page how to do it?! :L:L
Me
what else would you use a bottle of superglue for? unless you live in ballymun and can't afford alcohol (which reminds me I'm going to be living in ballymun in a few weeks :S )
but they don't know how to do it either, they copied and pasted of someone elses profile as well!!it's a mystery!!
Majella
yea true...! :L huh? how come? :/ yea yea yea ok ill drop it!! :L
Me
hang on you're making no sense...drop what now? :L
Majella
the whole face issue!! n no yr jus dumb!
Me
face issue?what's wrong with my face?!are you calling me fat?
my god,the abuse you give is not right,I was just being nice saying hello etc. and you call me fat and say I have a messed up face and then call me dumb...I think I need a tissue
Majella
No No NO!!!!! :L
Me
oh dear lord you are a confusing person,but kinda amusing at the same time :L
Majella
Quit turnin this round on me!! ¬¬ I said the face that you made on fb..n when did i call you fat ehh?? :L
awh yea sound!!
:L
Me
turning what around?my face?!?!I need an aspirin....:L
you see,I can be nice when I want
I'm tired,it was nice talking to you,you're a laugh and a half,mail me your number and I'll text you tomorrow
g'night!
(checked my inbox 5 minutes later,she sent me her number)