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Author:  Matteo [ Fri Sep 19, 2014 10:01 pm ]
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I think it would be great if we posted, those witty, smart responses we sometimes come up that make you feel quite like James Bond haha. Im talking about those one liners that more often than not leave the other person speachless.
It can also include what are your most common answers for those questions women tend to ask like
"Which how many women have you slept?"
Or as well, when some dude comes to cock block you or fuck your interaction, and you just snapped a killer one-liner
I think that sharing all our experiences and ideas will help plenty, so we can pick ideas from here and there
Author:  _Lothario_ [ Thu Oct 30, 2014 12:44 am ]
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That goes into more canned material. AKA not Natural game.
Author:  southern_gentlemangq [ Thu Oct 30, 2014 8:27 pm ]
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those lines come natural for me but you have to risk being corny....but everybody knows corny+confidence=witty infact those witty lines is what gave me the confidence to start picking up girls

half the lines that james bond use only sound good because he said it with a low pitch voice and unbelievable confidence otherwise they would be corny and stale

few examples from my past

1) a girl i got sexual with asked me how i got her so wet so quick i said "be more specific (more pacific)" and she burst out laughing and said "witty witty"

2) i was talking to this girl at the mall (black girl) i was wearing a blazer and some slacks and she asked "special occasion? why are you dressed like that" i said with a smirk looking he up and down "why are you dressed?" she smiled and said "cause im in public duh"

3) I remember when i was 13 or 14 and brutally afraid to talk to girls. a friend of mines and I walked over to a group of girls at school, he was talking to them and i set there quiet. One of the girls asked me a question and i just came up with an excuse to leave and i walked away, my friend pulled me from my sweater, drugged me over to them. and with an embarrassed look i said "every time i try to leave something keeps pulling me back" they burst out laughing at me

yeah those examples are extremely corny but those are the ones i remember the most because of how corny they are....being witty is being able to reply to something with something clever and "smooth"...but like i said previously, most of the time those witty lines are VERY corny lmao Check out this link http://www.cracked.com/article_15785_th ... ns_p2.html
Author:  Unrelenting Ambition [ Sat Nov 29, 2014 10:36 am ]
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Unless these type of things come unbelievably naturally to you, leave them.

And even if they do, use them sparingly.
Author:  7000 [ Tue Dec 16, 2014 7:17 pm ]
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No point in a thread like this; what makes a line "witty" is that it is in response to something said before it. You can't create a list of "witty responses" to use yourself, because then you're just going to end up sounding unnatural by trying to fit them into a conversation when they don't really fit.

If you can think of something witty at the time, use it. If not, don't sweat it. Not everyone has this sort of thing. I'm terrible at coming up with things like this straight away.
Author:  DrewDating [ Tue Dec 30, 2014 12:54 am ]
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Quote:
I think it would be great if we posted, those witty, smart responses we sometimes come up that make you feel quite like James Bond haha. Im talking about those one liners that more often than not leave the other person speachless.
It can also include what are your most common answers for those questions women tend to ask like
"Which how many women have you slept?"
Or as well, when some dude comes to cock block you or fuck your interaction, and you just snapped a killer one-liner
I think that sharing all our experiences and ideas will help plenty, so we can pick ideas from here and there
by watching james bond you should know its not what you say its how you say it ;)

nonetheless if a girl asks me how many women i've slept with no matter how much i would like to brag i dont give a real answer

i say "enough to know what i'm doing, not enough to be bored with it."

any answer other than that you are qualifying too much because
1. the number could be too high for her
2. the number could be too low for her
3. she might not believe you no matter what you tell her

hope this helps
Author:  Jay (Majik) [ Tue Dec 30, 2014 9:10 am ]
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Quote:
I think it would be great if we posted, those witty, smart responses we sometimes come up that make you feel quite like James Bond haha. Im talking about those one liners that more often than not leave the other person speachless.
It can also include what are your most common answers for those questions women tend to ask like
"Which how many women have you slept?"
Or as well, when some dude comes to cock block you or fuck your interaction, and you just snapped a killer one-liner
I think that sharing all our experiences and ideas will help plenty, so we can pick ideas from here and there
Everything is so situational... You can't have "lines." It's got nothing to do with what you say. It's who you are

Best thing you can do is go get some new friends. Guy friends. Guys who are the guy you want to be. Hang out with them. You'll start to talk, think, and act like they do. Your personality will change to reflect theirs. The human desire to "fit in" will promise you that.

You're a product of your environment. If you don't like the product you are, change your environment.
Author:  Genoda [ Wed Apr 01, 2015 7:11 am ]
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There actually is a good video by Neil Strauss and his students where he has one dressed as james bond and behaving like him and the other guy pushing slightly canned material and confidence playful behaviour. You can pretty much guess who won.
Author:  Compass782 [ Mon Sep 07, 2015 10:55 am ]
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Last Halloween a girl was at our student house changing on the stairs going to the basement where my room was.I had my rum and coke in a small glass in my hand (picture Julian from Trailer Park Boys) and was walking down to my room. Passed this girl in a butterfly costume casually, then stopped dead after three steps of passing her, and turned right around "So this your costume for Halloween?" she replies "half of it" I smile "Well, I certainly like this half..." and I walk to my room.
This girl later caught me in the kitchen and well, it was a good night ;).
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