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| Author: | Scotty Doesnt Know [ Sat Aug 27, 2011 9:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | Chick at Walmart |
HB8.5. Yep, I decided to say POINT FIVE because she is not only gorgeous, but there is something about her that is like, eh. I see her at Walmart in the area for Trash/Glad Sandwich bags. I come up to her and open "Ya know, if you wanna sell large amounts of an illegal substance, you might want something larger than that" I smile, let her know via body language I'm kidding. She responds "Oh, I'm only looking for trash bags" Me: Well miss drug dealer, do you have an alias, or a name you normally give guys? Her: "My name is Ally. What's yours?" Me: "Scott." The conversation drops for about 5 seconds after this, I try to pick things back up- Me: "So, Ally the drug dealer, trash bags can hold what, twenty pounds a piece? You must be sellin plenty of that good stuff huh?. Is your product from around here or am I just lucky to have run into a beautiful woman I thought might be doing something naughty?" Her: "I'm on break. I just got back from Honduras." Me: "I'm jealous. I've never gone outside the country, but I'm hoping to soon. How was it?" Her: "It was pretty good." Her: "Well I gotta go. Talk to you later.. What did I do wrong here? Was she just trying to be an ass to me or what? |
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| Author: | saugnoob [ Sat Aug 27, 2011 9:58 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Chick at Walmart |
Quote: HB8.5. Yep, I decided to say POINT FIVE because she is not only gorgeous, but there is something about her that is like, eh.
i am a total virgin but not anti social...I see her at Walmart in the area for Trash/Glad Sandwich bags. I come up to her and open "Ya know, if you wanna sell large amounts of an illegal substance, you might want something larger than that" I smile, let her know via body language I'm kidding. She responds "Oh, I'm only looking for trash bags" Me: Well miss drug dealer, do you have an alias, or a name you normally give guys? Her: "My name is Ally. What's yours?" Me: "Scott." The conversation drops for about 5 seconds after this, I try to pick things back up- Me: "So, Ally the drug dealer, trash bags can hold what, twenty pounds a piece? You must be sellin plenty of that good stuff huh?. Is your product from around here or am I just lucky to have run into a beautiful woman I thought might be doing something naughty?" Her: "I'm on break. I just got back from Honduras." Me: "I'm jealous. I've never gone outside the country, but I'm hoping to soon. How was it?" Her: "It was pretty good." Her: "Well I gotta go. Talk to you later.. What did I do wrong here? Was she just trying to be an ass to me or what? ....and i think u took the drug dealer thing too far, she probably didnt think u were funny u could have tried to cut the BS, just said ur cute or maybe help her look for the bags or something...i dunno just that drug dealer thing went way too long, but u asked honduras...that was alright, maybe u could have joked about her having trouble finding them or u helping her get them or something... but the drug dealer thing sounded awkward to me atleast, "ms drug dealer" ahh i dunno it just doesnt sound right but maybe when ur in the driver seat things seem hard and flow by faster...a third perspective always helps. im a complete virgin giving u my 2 cents. |
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| Author: | Scotty Doesnt Know [ Sat Aug 27, 2011 10:06 am ] |
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I am the complete opposite of a virgin haha. I've gamed a lot of women, unfortunately 95% of them from online. The rest being womn I was introduced to through friends. I'm trying the actual in real-life approach and it doesn't seem to be working for me. I definitely appreciate your input but with the body language I gave it seemed to me she totally understood I was joking the whole time. I'm also hoping someone experienced is going to reply to this topic. Considering I wasn't going to SNL, and possibly something more, I'm thinking more people thaN one know what I'm talking about. In all reality I was just looking for a #close, nothing else. |
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| Author: | saugnoob [ Sat Aug 27, 2011 10:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Chick at Walmart |
yeah i think u beat the drug dealer drum wayyyy too long, once u used it as the opener u should have been done right there, this seems obvious unless ur trolling lol. maybe u could have made fun of her for buying trash bags on her break, or maybe asked her what she does for fun aside from buying trash bags or maybe u could have straight up said, sorry to interrupt ur shopping spree/something like that, but i thought u were beautiful and i come talk to u, say hi... maybe u were being an a'ss to her lol. Anyway, im a virgin what do i know. |
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| Author: | saugnoob [ Sat Aug 27, 2011 10:13 am ] |
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Quote: I am the complete opposite of a virgin haha. I've gamed a lot of women, unfortunately 95% of them from online. The rest being womn I was introduced to through friends. I'm trying the actual in real-life approach and it doesn't seem to be working for me.
on top of that, u say she was hot so she gets approached all the time probably and she is too used to it, and just didnt pay attention to it i guess.
I definitely appreciate your input but with the body language I gave it seemed to me she totally understood I was joking the whole time. I'm also hoping someone experienced is going to reply to this topic. Considering I wasn't going to SNL, and possibly something more, I'm thinking more people thaN one know what I'm talking about. In all reality I was just looking for a #close, nothing else. |
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| Author: | *FlaiR* [ Sat Aug 27, 2011 3:22 pm ] |
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You should'v multiplethread from your drug dealer subject to another one.. |
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| Author: | Slip n Slide [ Sat Aug 27, 2011 5:47 pm ] |
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The drug dealer thing is fine as an opener, and fine to get her name. When the conversation dropped, you need to reopen with something new, because obviously she wasn't feeling the drug thread. With a touch on her arm, say You: "Ally, would you happen to know where I could buy a chair in here? I need a new one for my apartment." Her:"Yes/no" You: "Oh I knew you were the home decorating type!/Really? I could have sworn you were the home decorating type. I bet your roommates (love you for it/do everything for you)" Her: "I don't have a roommate" You: "Oh right, you have so much drug money that you don't need one. What do you actually do for work?" Then once the conversations going, invite her to look at chairs with you, sit/bounce on them together, whatever. There are a million ways to reopen, but don't use the same one twice, it feels scripted and uncomfortable. |
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| Author: | saugnoob [ Sat Aug 27, 2011 10:23 pm ] |
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Quote: You should'v multiplethread from your drug dealer subject to another one..
whew! so i wasnt off then, haha not bad for a virgin noob lol. Well im a virgin but i know how to talk around girls so its not that bad.
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| Author: | tnchn66 [ Sun Aug 28, 2011 2:41 am ] |
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hey you opener was good smile confident etc. but you gotta transition OUT of the opener, a lot of people do that keep talking about the opener. |
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| Author: | tnchn66 [ Sun Aug 28, 2011 2:41 am ] |
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hey you opener was good smile confident etc. but you gotta transition OUT of the opener, a lot of people do that keep talking about the opener. |
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| Author: | Don Draper [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:21 pm ] |
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Well, I don't know that while the drug dealer opener worked, there wasn't any need to drone on it over and over. The single reason why ,in her head ,it was game over for you was that you seemed unable to talk about anything else than drugs. Don't know about you, but I don't want to give that as the first impression of myself. Go look for better openers and also, start switching topics in the conversation. |
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