I met one of my aunts friend like 3 weeks ago. HB9 gorgeous body, financially able, and cute face! I see her around with my aunt often. Bearly ever talked, but i decided to add her on fb.
So i started talking to her on the chat thing, The second time we talked on the chat went like this:
5:24pm(Im high as fuck as well)
Me: well all i smoke is WEED so its not bad either

Her: Wow

Me: weed is not bad for u, u just watchin to much tv and listenin to the media to much u cant believe everything u hear babygirl

Her: Well, it's not all media. I know a few people who lives have been ruined, due to consuming weed and such.

Me: higher than i ever been high

Her: Wow! Lol

Me: u need to get like me
Her: Hahaha nah playboy I'm good

7:50pm
Me: so where do u work

Her: Servant's Heart

Me: oh is it like the one fatima use to work at battleground

Her: Yeah.

Me: oh nice, i should come through and see u

Her: Aight playboy

Me: u already kno wat i wanna do

Her: Hmm whats that? (got her thinkin nasty yes sir lol)

Me: bring u them apple caramel, i used to always bring fatima some, she use to love it

Her: what about a cup of coffee

Me: only if u make me some capacchino

Her: Of course
Me: well u got u a deal then
9:53pm
Her: Aight

Me: lets make this sunday

Her: Working

Me: u can have company right

Her: Not where I'm working this weekend.

Me: oh well sunday is my only day free in a lil while

Her: Ohh..

Me: yea sorry for u
Her: Sorry for me?

Me: yea its a honor to kick it with me, im a real kool ass person

Her: Haha okay

Me: give me your number we may have to speak more
Her: 336-XXX-XXXX
Me: its me callin save my number

Her: k

11:39pm
Me: maha subenosa (means wat u doin in somali)

Her: Nothing.. hanging out, wbu?

Me: ane erka jera (means im high in somali)
Her: English? (lol she didnt understand
)
Me: ane waku wasa (means I wanna fuck in somali)
Her: Alright I understood that! (she didnt understand the first somali i said but understood this one lol)

Me: so u understand the bad stuff but u dont understand the good part?? ur nasty yo
Her: Hahahaha
Me: but i love a nasty women,ohhh weeeeeee(EXCITED MOOD) lol

Her: lol

Me: aint never met a somali one either(something new)

Her: Oh God

Me: oh yea u a keeper your mines, sign the contract already

Her: I did?

Me: ok u just be loyal to me thats all i ask

Her: k
Now she calls me frquently, asks me to come over!!!
I just thought I share this with everyone!! This is first of many!!! LOOK OUT!!!!MORE TO COME!!!