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Author:  Twiggie [ Sun Oct 31, 2010 4:20 pm ]
Post subject:  How do you become Amog in highschool
I've just started pu but I never read any book or anything so I don't know how to make my self amog at my highschool. Please help me thx.
Author:  _Illusionist_ [ Sun Oct 31, 2010 5:45 pm ]
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1. Get a tan.. fake or otherwise.

2. Get contact lenses if you wear glasses.

3. Join a sports club, football (or soccer if you're a Yank), Rugby, Cricket etc..

4. Get on a team of that said sport - practice regularly.

5. Ensure you always have a stylish, up to date hair cut.

6. Go to the gym, tone yourself up - build up your shoulders, pecktoids and arms..

7. If you wear a uniform to school - accessorise, no rings, a few cool looking bracelets, and a nice watch - no need to be expensive.

8. Get some proper shoes, your ragged beat up sneakers don't cut it. do the same for jeans, underwear, and your tshirts... get polo shirts instead. or t-shirt / proper shirt combo

9. Stand up straight, and practise your speech. Don't mumble, try not to stutter, speak clearly.

10. BE LOUD... When you see a girl you like, watching you play football.. run towards her.. make like caveman - pick her up.. make her join game. She run.. but she'll remeber that muscular physique that she was draped over..

11. As much as you love heavy metal, don't ever wear heavy metal t-shirts.. ever. Period. Learn to like lame newish music, but always appreciate the classics.

12. Be a bit of a C*nt.. learn to fire off quick comebacks.. "Their mother" is a good place to start.

13. Don't over do it with the comebacks.. you might make yourself out to be toooo much of a C*nt.. therefore loosing core friends.

14. DON'T EVER CHEW YOUR FFFFKKIINNGGG FINGER NAILS.

15. Learn to fight - learn to take a hit.. and most importantly.. learn to control people with the use of Leadership and good logic - refraine from saying stupid things. THINK BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH.

15.5 - Talking about X-box / World of Warcraft / PS3 / your wanking machine at school is unnattractive - remember - EVERYONE is listening to what you're saying to your mates. And don't trust your mates with information..

16. Use a little bit of PUA techniques to game the girls lightly - getting them in the mental state to give you their Virginity Card at that drunken party coming up soon.

17. Learn to drink - NO ALPHA MALE IN HIGHSCOOL PASSES OUT AFTER ONE BEER.

17.5- LEARN TO DRINK RESPONSIBLY.. NO ONE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH A ALCOHOLIC C*NT.

18. With a mix of sport, cuntishness, and PUA - throw in some intelligence in the mix, and combine all three with confidence.

19. Hate to say it - but a majority of chicks in highscool don't really f^ck until they are in their final few years. If you're still in early years - string them along.. AMOGs in school all have girlfriends - remember - regular sex from first (freshman - for you Yank scum *jooookkkiinngg I love Amerikahstan*) year till whenever is better than no sex till you middle years..

20 = if this game looks way too much to handle - don't bloody play!!


oh yea.. and no matter how much you like cooking.. DO NOT EVER TAKE / SHOW INTEREST IN HOME -ECONOMICS..

Learn to cook from Jaime Oliver.. and besides - cooking is just time management..
or maths.. for example.. Egg+Boiling Water x 4minutes = perfect runny sh!t eggs, good with whole-wheat toast - chop up some spinach and mild chillies, and you got a super-awsome-kick ass fire breakfast - high in protein - for step 6.

oooh yea.. and if you're the runt of the family - try and look as much like that sparkly phaggot Edward from Twilight - and you'll have girls putting over you.. no matter how thick, weak, pale, nerdy you are.. just watch out for the AMOG descirbed above - he'll kick the sh!t out of you :)

and IF ALL THAT fails.. find the guy who gives you shit everyday.. the dude build like an elephant on Crystal-Meth..
Kick, scratch, headbutt, punch, his face until he either kicks the shit out of you - or until (and if you make it look crazzzyy enough) you beat him down to china town.

In the words of Ali G- ALL YOU NEED IS RESPECT...

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YEAAA BOIIII!
Author:  Twiggie [ Sun Oct 31, 2010 6:08 pm ]
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Lol ok anymore advice . My school isn't like most it's kinda lame there isn't a sports team I can join because I go to a charter school.
Author:  _Illusionist_ [ Sun Oct 31, 2010 7:59 pm ]
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Charter School?.. like boarding school?

I don't mean like school sports.. local football teams, cricket anything to get the blood flowing.

an AMOG has to pretty much be in great shape...

Jog on my son!
Author:  andereffect [ Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:07 pm ]
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social proof is huge in high school. Talk to Everyone! Never TRY to be anything. Just BE. Since social proof is the main thing that will pull chicks in highschool work on your social skills. Talk in a deep voice, slower tone of speech. Own your words and be confident. Just a few tips to share. Cheers!

If your skinny start hitting the gym up. Most people from my highschool hit the local gym and its a great way to build social circles there as well. Get huge that will definitely help everything you want to accomplish.
Author:  transition [ Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:25 pm ]
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3. Join a sports club, football (or soccer if you're a Yank), Rugby, Cricket etc..
I would reccomend mixed martial arts or muay thai, you will get respect for doing somthing like this but dont make a big deal of it untill your good at but slyly let people know its what your doing from time to time...
Author:  Twiggie [ Mon Nov 01, 2010 1:41 am ]
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Charter school like Everything is on the comp it's like virtual school except that u actually have to go to the school they are also very strict on uniforms. I am like super skinny but I breakdance, flatland Bmx , and practise MMA regularly.
And I eat ALOT.
Author:  jet_ [ Mon Nov 01, 2010 8:44 am ]
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in my opinion, if your not already an alpha male in high school and aren't in the 'popular' group, then its spectacularly hard to become one, the current AMOG's wont like some new kid stomping on their turf and will either smack the shit out of you or start talking to shit to everyone about you, and they will definitely know more people than you and despite what everyone says rumours can and will fuck you over.

But high school doesnt mean shit so who gives a fuck right hahaha, game the fuck out of everyone and remember that all the 'hot' girls, are going to end up a poor and ugly and that your better than them
Author:  Twiggie [ Mon Nov 01, 2010 7:34 pm ]
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Lmfao alright kewl I guess that's true
Author:  timer [ Thu Nov 04, 2010 3:51 am ]
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Talk to everyone and don't take shit from anyone. Be friendly, but not in a gay way, keep it sexual but not in a creepy way. hug all the girls and joke about how much they want you. Guys will get jealous and talk shit, don't take it. Most will go hide in a cave if you stand up to them. Some won't, be ready to handle yourself,and take an ass whoopin if need be. Worst case, you can call a girl to come mend your wounds.
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