I'm sure everybody experienced this before: you finish talking about an interesting topic and then there is this awkward silence...
In this case I just throw in some funny sex facts I collected by now:
- An average woman eats 8 pounds of lipstick in her life! What's your current score?
- I bet you're a girl who says she was having a headache as an excuse for not wanting to have sex. (cold read) Actually that's no clever excuse because during sex the brain releases endorphins which ease pain.
- Are you someone who counts calories? During an hour of sex 360kcal are consumed.
- Do you read romantic novels? Women who read romantic novels tend to have twice as much sex as women who don't.
- Humans and dolphins are the only beings that have sex out of boredom.
- Snails kiss before sex.
- Emperor penguins bow before sex. (credit to Robin from How I met you Mother
)- Do you like jogging? If you count every single jump of a women's breast while jogging for 1 kilometre you get a total height of 84 metres.
- 90% of all women would choose a hug over sex.