I went clubbing the other night on a big college night out. We hit the bars first where I met a cutie who was a friend of a friend of a friend. I'd been drinking since noon so i was fairly hammered at this point. fyi when I'm hammered I am super douchey and i'll tease/be mean to girls a looot but somehow manage to pull. I'd been talking shit to this girl a lot and we'd started making out a bit but i'd always pull back quickly and say stuff like 'thats all you're getting for now' and stupid stuff like this.

We entered the club together and I went straight to get a drink, went back to look for her, couldn't find her, so found some mates and danced with them instead for a bit.

I spotted her a while later dancing/making out with another dude and we started making a eye contact (me and the dude obv) but I wasn't sure how to pull her off the other guy and back to me. So basically i decided to walk up and physically pull her to another side of the room. I executed, much to the other guy's objections, although i could tell he wasn't going to hit me or anything.

Now my problem is here that I had no idea what to say. I ended up saying something really weak like 'look love i think you're really pretty so dance with me instead.' She looked at me a bit funny and then the guy who i cockblocked was back and dragging her away by her hand. I started pulling her back towards me by her other hand but seeing that we were probably going to pull one of her arms off, i let her go and made my way back to the bar to drown my sorrows in VKs.

p.s. i ended up going back in the same taxi as them too