Hey guys,
okay like 2 days ago I wrote about some random girl who kissed me....still no answer what happened...
Anyway I used something called the "hug examiner" during it. Now this isn't my invention in actual fact its from someone in love systems but it was somewhat different.
The grading stuff is there's but the structure is mine.
okay when I get asked what I do...I can either tell the truth or fuck around.
i choose to fuck around cos what I do comes off, "dude you're way to serious."...
so I just say something quirky, ass model, goatee model, body stunt double, eye color model.... but on tuesday I just said, "hug examiner".
When asked what it was, its pretty straight forward, I just say I examine hugs.
Now this plays perfect into what I use to open which is my own version of Brad p.'s shocker which I lovingly call, NDG. it's on the forum so read it if u want.
Anyway it usually goes like this:
Me: I'm a hug examiner.
her: really? so you go around examining hugs? *laugh*
Me: Yeah, I won't tell you your score tho (Again I've already hugged this girl during my opener).
her: why not? Was it bad?
Me: Well I can't remember, so hug me again and let's see....
(this next part is from love systems)
Her: Okay,, *hugs*
(this next part is from love systems)
Me: Okay its a B-. (always have it at B- and not anything higher)
Her: Only a B- why did I only get that, or other form of protest.
Me: Well you didn't get well enough. (giving random tips on how i like my hugs, which are very close.)
Her: Okay let me try again.
Me: no you have to wait for a resit....*playfully*
Her: Fine how long...
Me.... erm now
.We hug she does what i said.
Me: (now kind of putting my hand at a kind of side wavey thing where it means, "erm kindaaaa*) You get an...... A but not an A*.
Now the next bit I wanna see if it works is to see if I can run the A* routine off this.... which I am working on.
Hope this helps.