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Author:  Fathom [ Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:52 am ]
Post subject:  "oh hey husband"

So the other night at a party, girl approaches me and tells me that I "would be like the best husband ever" what ever the hell that means. Anyway, I played along for a bit and was good fun. Apperantly someone took a bunch of pics of us up against eachother and now they're on facebook. Under the pic she comments "oh hey husband hahaha"

so now, for the life of me, I can not think of another whitty thing to reply with. Got any ideas?

Author:  Lemarc [ Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:45 am ]
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OMG.. PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO GO SEXUAL. I'VE FAKE PRETENDED I WAS MARRIED WITH GIRLS BEFORE. JUST ROLE PLAY WITH HER BUT MAKE HER FEEL LIKE IT'S REAL. SO MAKE EVERYTHING SEEM AS NORMAL AS POSSIBLE, SO SINCE YOU GUYS ARE "MARRIED" ROMANCE AND SEX SHOULD BE A NORMAL THING, RIGHT? GET SEXUAL AS FUCK WITH HER.

JOKE AND TEASE WITH HER AND GET A GOOD BANTER WITH HER, RAPPORT AND THEN POSSIBLY TEASING HER SAYING SHE'S A BAD WIFE (SHE'LL ALWAYS WANNA QUALIFY WITH YOU SAYING HOW GOOD SHE IS).

EXAMPLE: " OMG, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MARRIED BUT WE'RE LIKE ALWAYS CHEATING ON EACH OTHER WITH OTHER PEOPLE! IF U DON'T CHANGE MAYBE IT'S BEST WE DIVORCE." : )

OR: WIFEY, THE SEX WAS AWFUL LAST NIGHT : )

- I'M SORRY FOR CHEATING ON YOU WITH THE MAIL LADY WE JUST DON'T HAVE SEX ANYMORE. I HAVE NEEDS TOO HAHAHA

IN A JOKING WAY BUT MAKE HER FEEL AS IF YOU GUYS HAVE ALREADY SLEPT TOGETHER SO SHE FEELS THAT LEVEL OF COMFORT WITH YOU TO SLEEP WITH U LIKE SHE ALREADY HAS. MAKE SENSE?

Author:  Chief [ Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:56 am ]
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Quote:
OMG.. PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO GO SEXUAL. I'VE FAKE PRETENDED I WAS MARRIED WITH GIRLS BEFORE. JUST ROLE PLAY WITH HER BUT MAKE HER FEEL LIKE IT'S REAL. SO MAKE EVERYTHING SEEM AS NORMAL AS POSSIBLE, SO SINCE YOU GUYS ARE "MARRIED" ROMANCE AND SEX SHOULD BE A NORMAL THING, RIGHT? GET SEXUAL AS FUCK WITH HER.

JOKE AND TEASE WITH HER AND GET A GOOD BANTER WITH HER, RAPPORT AND THEN POSSIBLY TEASING HER SAYING SHE'S A BAD WIFE (SHE'LL ALWAYS WANNA QUALIFY WITH YOU SAYING HOW GOOD SHE IS).

EXAMPLE: " OMG, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MARRIED BUT WE'RE LIKE ALWAYS CHEATING ON EACH OTHER WITH OTHER PEOPLE! IF U DON'T CHANGE MAYBE IT'S BEST WE DIVORCE." : )

OR: WIFEY, THE SEX WAS AWFUL LAST NIGHT : )

- I'M SORRY FOR CHEATING ON YOU WITH THE MAIL LADY WE JUST DON'T HAVE SEX ANYMORE. I HAVE NEEDS TOO HAHAHA

IN A JOKING WAY BUT MAKE HER FEEL AS IF YOU GUYS HAVE ALREADY SLEPT TOGETHER SO SHE FEELS THAT LEVEL OF COMFORT WITH YOU TO SLEEP WITH U LIKE SHE ALREADY HAS. MAKE SENSE?
This would be fantastic advice if all those capital letters weren't so painful to read

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