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Author:  innuendo [ Sun Dec 28, 2008 4:12 pm ]
Post subject:  sexy Lion tamers assistant

Hey this is just a bit of phone game im currently playing;

after talking with HB about what we want to do in life yesterday, i sent this text today

ME:I've just decide what i want to do with my life! i'm gonna join the circus and be a lion tamer! do you want to come and be my beautiful assistant? i'll even let you wear a sparkly bikini! are you in?

(tried to time bridge, making an conection in her head we ll be together in future)

HB: ( her first language isnt english)I'm ok! it will be very nice! me in a sparkly bikini and u in a sparkly thong! ok?

ME:that could be a bit dangerous for me when im swinging my whip around! and it'd have to be a big thong, i wouldn t want my meat and two veg falling out in a lions cage, it might get bitten off! then we'd never be able to have kids

(tried to imply were gonna have sex°

HB:Lol u want children! so find another job!

didnt exactly end with best reply from her but im gonna leave it for today and text her with a new job tomorrow, dont wanna seem too keen.

my aim is to be balls deep in her new years eve but since i havent seen her for a while im just working on building some rapport before asking what she doin.

I could think of a new job to text tomorrow, its kinda fun, but have you got any ideas? sticking with the theme of her working with me.

Author:  keruli [ Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:32 pm ]
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the idea here is rly nice ... love the liontamer text.

however the followup is just too crude (to my taste) hence the crude answer.

But deffinately gonna try this , might even try to implement 2nd or 3rd date in that theme.

Somewhere along the lines of:
Me (second text) : great ! first training session , my place, this firday say 7 Pm ? Bring bikini and whip , lions are taken care of.
(mind this is just the general idea, text needs some tinkering)

then u grab your thong , tarzan slip or whatever , borrow some cats from the neighbors , and open the door dressed like that. at the verry least u will have a lauch.

Ill let u know how it all worked out
keruli

Author:  innuendo [ Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:18 pm ]
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use a stuffed toy, its even more ridiculous.

i really wanna know how that works out!

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