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Author:  SmooveOperator [ Sat Dec 12, 2015 12:51 am ]
Post subject:  Beard Shit Test
I received a response on CL that was very interesting. This is what she said.

"I think you're nice looking but can't get past the beard! Just a preference. I mean no disrespect."

It's interesting that she took the time to reply and compliment me.

Here are some projected responses, let me know which ones you like.


What are you 16?

Well, If you were “all that” I’m sure you could convince me to shave. So, you’re basically telling me you’re not at my level.

Santa has a Beard… you like him, right?

Yes, I have a beard, like most grown men do.

Yup, but with the beard I come bundled with a lot of other great features. Features, I’m sure you’d thoroughly enjoy.

Hmm, I guess you don't know how good beards can feel ;-) . If you found out you'd beg me not to cut it.
Author:  J.Daniels [ Sat Dec 12, 2015 1:06 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Beard Shit Test
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What are you 16?
Too serious and butthurt
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Well, If you were “all that” I’m sure you could convince me to shave. So, you’re basically telling me you’re not at my level.
Too tryhard and arrogant
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Santa has a Beard… you like him, right?
I know it's a joke, but it comes across kinda thirsty to me.
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Yes, I have a beard, like most grown men do.
You'll just be ignored
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Yup, but with the beard I come bundled with a lot of other great features. Features, I’m sure you’d thoroughly enjoy.
not amazing but about the best one
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Hmm, I guess you don't know how good beards can feel ;-) . If you found out you'd beg me not to cut it.
really see through.

Tone down the arrogance a bit, but still be cocky and just say something like "Yea, not all girls can handle it. Takes a special kind of woman. I suppose most boys your age can't grow one, ha. Anyway, *insert name* how are you enjoying your dancing?" (dancing is a random hobby I made up, obviously change it to one of hers or change the question completely)
Author:  Darkie [ Sat Dec 12, 2015 3:14 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Beard Shit Test
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What are you 16?
Too serious and butthurt
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Well, If you were “all that” I’m sure you could convince me to shave. So, you’re basically telling me you’re not at my level.
Too tryhard and arrogant
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Santa has a Beard… you like him, right?
I know it's a joke, but it comes across kinda thirsty to me.
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Yes, I have a beard, like most grown men do.
You'll just be ignored
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Yup, but with the beard I come bundled with a lot of other great features. Features, I’m sure you’d thoroughly enjoy.
not amazing but about the best one
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Hmm, I guess you don't know how good beards can feel ;-) . If you found out you'd beg me not to cut it.
really see through.

Tone down the arrogance a bit, but still be cocky and just say something like "Yea, not all girls can handle it. Takes a special kind of woman. I suppose most boys your age can't grow one, ha. Anyway, *insert name* how are you enjoying your dancing?" (dancing is a random hobby I made up, obviously change it to one of hers or change the question completely)
I agree 100% with j daniels
Author:  Melodical [ Sat Dec 12, 2015 6:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Beard Shit Test
There is no holy law that says you have to respond. Just message "ok" then continue as if she hadn't even mentioned it.
Author:  Dragula [ Sat Dec 12, 2015 7:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Beard Shit Test
Tell her she can bring a trimmer to the date.
Author:  oceanx [ Sun Dec 13, 2015 12:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Beard Shit Test
Sorry you're not down with Grizzly Adams ur loss :P
Author:  pumpington [ Sun Dec 13, 2015 4:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Beard Shit Test
Just say thanks and talk to her.
Author:  R.C [ Tue Dec 15, 2015 1:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Beard Shit Test
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What are you 16?
Butthurt reply from a guy who's nerve was hit.
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Well, If you were “all that” I’m sure you could convince me to shave. So, you’re basically telling me you’re not at my level.
Tryhard, cringeworthy and extremely transparent. What is this? a neg?
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Santa has a Beard… you like him, right?
Cutesy. Although you're comparing yourself to a grandfather. Not sure what that would speak to her sexually.
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Yes, I have a beard, like most grown men do.
You also have an ego problem, like most men do.
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Yup, but with the beard I come bundled with a lot of other great features. Features, I’m sure you’d thoroughly enjoy.
Sounds like something Liam Neeson would say in Taken. Which is great if you want to intimidate someone, but I doubt that's what you're trying to achieve. With a woman.
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Hmm, I guess you don't know how good beards can feel ;-) . If you found out you'd beg me not to cut it.
Come on dude, don't be so thirsty. This sounds like a pre-pubescent teen trying to sext for the first time.
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Tell her she can bring a trimmer to the date
I'd definitely go with this.
Author:  Melodical [ Tue Dec 15, 2015 9:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Beard Shit Test
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Yup, but with the beard I come bundled with a lot of other great features. Features, I’m sure you’d thoroughly enjoy.
Liam Neeson indeed but in some way strangely excellent.

I may actually try this just to see the look on the girls face. :D
Author:  Dryden [ Sat Dec 19, 2015 12:39 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Beard Shit Test
Well one thing, she's interested. Two, if she accepts the beard it's a huge plus.

So the beard is in the way.

Make a joke about the beard blocking your way as well, is what I'd do.

Not saying it would help much but I'm comfortable with it.

Something about the beard blocking your door and preventing you from going to work.

I dunno.

Or you might make it a two-step joke.

"Yeah it bothers me too sometimes."

"Then why don't you shave it?"

"The other day I was trying to get through the door and it wouldn't let me (okay, bad joke) so I just stayed home from work I guess. Not sure if that was to my disadvantage though."

then later

"Maybe my beard will spell happy days for you as well ;D."

Turn it into the culprit that allows you to sleep with her. Bad bad beard.
Author:  199Flags [ Sun Dec 20, 2015 8:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Beard Shit Test
What I do in this instance, and I love doing this, is pretend that part doesn't exist. I have banged a lot of women in my travels who constantly asked me why I had long hair. I no longer have long hair but it was annoying to get asked and pestered.

The problem with all of responses is you are reacting in defense and letting her get to you without even knowing who the hell she is.

Make conversation and completely ignore the beard thing and hopefully she drops the subject.
Author:  relanhill [ Sat Apr 09, 2016 6:27 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Beard Shit Test
Long hairs are in fashion.
Author:  paxis [ Sun Apr 10, 2016 4:31 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Beard Shit Test
The trimmer one was great.
Otherwise, I made this up: "Since you want to hang out with me, I'll think about forgiving you... but only if you pay me [whatever] ;)"
Author:  dicemaster [ Sat Apr 16, 2016 4:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Beard Shit Test
Day , did u ever kiss a bearded guy? They tell it is awesome.
Author:  J.Daniels [ Mon Apr 18, 2016 11:12 pm ]
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