There is a difference between being funny in a social setting and being funny during attraction. If a girl is not laughing at your humor, it's an indicator of you not being attractive in her eyes. You need to work on building that attraction by either building on common interests, expressing attraction, or creating a situation to bond over. After creating attraction she'll laugh at even the most stupid jokes.

No bro im not funny AT ALL. I don't even try to make females laugh. I avoid it at ALL COSTS. I accept that that's just not my thing, that's ok with me. I want to know what I can do INSTEAD of making her laugh. Forget all of the other info. I want to know what I can do INSTEAD of making her laugh. Making her laugh is not an option because when she does laugh at something that I didn't mean to be funny, I instsntly get into my head and have to adjust my breathing and it becomes this whole thing. I want to know what I can do INSTEAD of making her laugh.

You must have not caught what I said. I gave you three ways of making yourself more attractive.

Regardless of what you think, when a woman finds you attractive she will submit to you. One of those signs of submission is laughing at any stupid joke you make.