I don’t really know why I’m going to share this atomic bomb of a trick with you right now, but it works so well for me that I just need to tell others about it. It’s called THE PENIS IMPLANT ROUTINE
So start off by asking her to tell you a secret not more than ten people know about her. Then she will ask you to go. That’s when you tell her, “I have a penis implant.” And you really need to sell this.
Yea it’s a lie and I don’t usually condone lies, but you can even tell her the truth after you’ve slept with her a couple times and she’ll think it’s hilarious.
So once you tell her you have a penis implant, she probably won’t believe you. That’s when you say, “Alright look, I need an unbiased opinion on it... I’ve told girls about this after I’ve slept with them, but by that time it’s usually too late so they don’t care. But I want an honest opinion on it, is it cool if I show you real quick?”
If she doesn’t mind getting undressed in front of you she will most likely say “Ok” but if she doesn’t just say you really need her help with this, and you just want her opinion.
Once she agrees, pull down your pants and say, “Hold on, you can’t tell unless it’s hard.” Then start getting yourself hard.
Once you’ve gotten hard say, “Alright, can you see where the implant is?”
She’ll say whatever, then say “Here, feel around and see if you can feel where the implant is.”
She’ll start rubbing your dick trying to find it, and she’ll probably end up guessing. Then you can say, “Nope it’s right here” and move her fingers to a different spot on your dick.
Women will almost always say, “Oh my god, yea I actually feel it....”
haha
Then just say something like, “yea, the implant is made of like this spongy material, so I can actually hold my dick hard for like a really long time....”
Then just pull up your pants and continue with your business (if she doesn’t take you right then and there). The tension will be so high she won’t be able to resist you my friend.
And that is the legendary PENIS IMPLANT ROUTINE
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