Over the last 7 months, a VERY attractive off-and-on female has invited me over to either "cuddle" or "bang" her. It happens maybe once every month or two, interspersed among weekly text conversation. She sends workout and underwear pictures that I don't ask for. She once sent a "Would this work for a booty call?" question followed by a picture of her boob out and her underwear almost pulled down.
Last weekend, I almost went over just to "hang out", but had a better option, so I bailed. She texted me later on in the night. I mentioned that I was extremely horny. She replied "That sucks." The conversation moved on, and she continued to talk about how her night consisted of eating pizza and watching TV. I jokingly called her a pig and a jerk (for cheating on her diet.)
In the morning, I get a text:
"Actually, you are the jerk. You think this is free dick parking."
me: What? When the fuck did I mention anything about sex?
her: Whatever bro
me: If I wanted to bang, I would have just come over
her: Ok
me: You owe me an apology
her: You owe me a diet program
her: I look really skinny in this mirror
(then sends me a picture of herself in a dress in the mirror?!)
At this point I cut her off.
Next day, I get a Snapchat from her of a an old photo of us hanging out in a group.
I still haven't responded.
What in the heck is she trying to do, here? I didn't respond to either picture. Should I press the issue, or let her pretend to lump me in the 'creepy guy' category, even though she is the one making all the moves?
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I was thinking about you earlier. When are you free to get together? We need a catch up" or something.