Wudup players! Bitch is on the keyboard, so get ready to read a very long and pointless introduction about.... wait, I don't have to do that! Every time I want to write a post, I feel like I have to write without reaching no whatsoever kind of goal, but I just realized I didn't had to. I am free. We are all free to do what we want, when we want it!!! Freedom my brothers! The sky is the limit! You can fly on your own, my dear friend!!! WOOOOOOOOW! I just totally realized this shit, and now I'm super happy and excited about it. Lulz face.
Aight, so yesterday night I went sarging with Dunkmeister and Duffman, and we practiced our winging skills. Twas sick! Duff actually got his first k-close! CHEERS BRO!
Anyway, too lazy to write a field report, had 2 num-close and one k-close, pretty good for a night in a very small bar (duh, can't get into big clubs before I'm 18...) Anyway, I found out accidentally a very dumb game that creates a SHIT load of attraction. In french, we call it ''je te tiens par la barbichette'', can't translate it tho.. :O Basically, you just hold your target's chin, and call something like this:
I hold you
You hold me
By our little goatee.
The first one
Of us two
Who will laugh
Will get a wee slap!
But it rhymes in french...
Anyway, if you created enough attraction beforehand you can stare into her eyes for a VERY long time, just saying NUFFIN' AT AWLL!! Then, when you're tired, you just tell her:
(with an intriguing smile) : Aight, this never is going to end, let's call it an even...
Then she laughs or grin (usually... duh)
So you slap her (don't be a freak and hurt her, lulz)
*Optional part : you bury her dead body since you forgot you were holding a super sharp dagger while playing the game.*
Oh, and since I'm too lazy to write a FR, I'll just log my Bitch record of that night:
My second num-close believed me when I said I was a stripper -(can you say this in english, like a stripper, but a man??)- and she paid me tequila shots in exchange of me just basically going caveman with her, and even more than caveman. I actually rubbed my ass on her tits for a good 15 seconds while she was sitting, in front of her friends. I adored it. I am a Real_Bitch
Oh, and she was engaged. LULZFACEPeace my friends!