PUA Forum :: sex makes my gf naucious and it hurts her

I am not qualified to answer your question.

But because I want to I will spout off bullshit anyway.

I think you should fuck the dog shit out of her and make her bleed. Get her drunk and fuck her like crazy. If your dick is to small use a giant dildo. Get her all loose, and use a lot of lube.

Do that and she wont go back to being tyte. She is probabaly upset before and after sex, because of the pain she ALWAYS feels during the sex.

In the bedroom you are the king of the jungle. You are the man. You treat the girl like an object, but only in the bedroom. Maybe you can watch some porn. Treat the girl like a object in the bedroom and split her open. Then she wont go back to being tyte.

Good luck buddy, because you fucking need it.

Quote:

You guys think he was trying to be funny or sarcastic? Or do you think he was serious? I can't imagine he thinks making her bleed is a good thing.

My intentions are to bring PUA to a halt.

If he follows my advice then it will work. That is a wiered problem and requires a outrageous solution. Did you offer any?

Plus it proves my point perfectly. This website is full of people who are full of shit.

Alright man I won't fuck with the newbies.

Author:	martialAnc [ Sat Sep 26, 2009 5:32 pm ]
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hello everyone, i've been dating my girlfriend for 9 months now and we started having sex after knowing eachother for 2 months, i was her first. the first few times we had sex it wasn't too pleasant for her, unfortunately, she's a bit tight, probably the tightest girl i ever had. I was hoping for this to go away but everytime (even now) when we have sex i have to do much foreplay in order for us to have sex (else it won't fit). And even when she's all wet it still hurts the first 15 minutes. now another problem occured lately, she gets naucious during and after the sex. this really bothers me, it's really frustrating not to have sex with the one you love. she prefers doing oral and prefers me to do it to her too, instead of sex any tips or techniques to overcome her pain or atleast take it away a little bit, and wtf with the naucious part? any idea?

Author:	magnum45 [ Sun Sep 27, 2009 8:51 am ]
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I am not qualified to answer your question. But because I want to I will spout off bullshit anyway. I think you should fuck the dog shit out of her and make her bleed. Get her drunk and fuck her like crazy. If your dick is to small use a giant dildo. Get her all loose, and use a lot of lube. Do that and she wont go back to being tyte. She is probabaly upset before and after sex, because of the pain she ALWAYS feels during the sex. In the bedroom you are the king of the jungle. You are the man. You treat the girl like an object, but only in the bedroom. Maybe you can watch some porn. Treat the girl like a object in the bedroom and split her open. Then she wont go back to being tyte. Good luck buddy, because you fucking need it.

Author:	Exerio [ Sun Sep 27, 2009 9:15 am ]
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Quote: I am not qualified to answer your question. But because I want to I will spout off bullshit anyway. I think you should fuck the dog shit out of her and make her bleed. Get her drunk and fuck her like crazy. If your dick is to small use a giant dildo. Get her all loose, and use a lot of lube. Do that and she wont go back to being tyte. She is probabaly upset before and after sex, because of the pain she ALWAYS feels during the sex. In the bedroom you are the king of the jungle. You are the man. You treat the girl like an object, but only in the bedroom. Maybe you can watch some porn. Treat the girl like a object in the bedroom and split her open. Then she wont go back to being tyte. Good luck buddy, because you fucking need it. What.. the.. fuck?

Author:	Athar [ Sun Sep 27, 2009 11:01 am ]
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Don't listen to that crap. I'm thinking the two of you do not fit sexually, you probably need someone with a wider vagina and she needs a smaller penis.

Author:	Riot! [ Sun Sep 27, 2009 12:04 pm ]
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Hey there Martial! Sounds like a frustrating one - worst bit in a relationship is when the feelings are strong but you can't properly act on them physically. Don't go listening Dr Vagina up there. I sincerely hope he isn't planning on taking up medical care in the future. As for your problem, it depends how committed the two of you are. Firstly, at this current time you don't seem sexually compatible. In any normal situation I'd say you'd have to part ways to overcome it. However if that little thing called 'Love' has set in (alot of PUA's look at that word with scorn, but hey, as long as your still your Alpha self then there is no problem with that) you have to try and break through it. NOT TEAR THROUGH HER VAGINA but keep trying, and hope that she loosens. Probably worth while that she also seeks medical advice aswell. Good luck. Riot.

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Author:	Little Panda [ Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:00 am ]
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Quote: I am not qualified to answer your question. But because I want to I will spout off bullshit anyway. I think you should fuck the dog shit out of her and make her bleed. Get her drunk and fuck her like crazy. If your dick is to small use a giant dildo. Get her all loose, and use a lot of lube. Do that and she wont go back to being tyte. She is probabaly upset before and after sex, because of the pain she ALWAYS feels during the sex. In the bedroom you are the king of the jungle. You are the man. You treat the girl like an object, but only in the bedroom. Maybe you can watch some porn. Treat the girl like a object in the bedroom and split her open. Then she wont go back to being tyte. Good luck buddy, because you fucking need it. Are you out of your fucking mind...?

Author:	Kalel [ Mon Sep 28, 2009 8:02 am ]
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Quote: I am not qualified to answer your question. But because I want to I will spout off bullshit anyway. I think you should fuck the dog shit out of her and make her bleed. Get her drunk and fuck her like crazy. If your dick is to small use a giant dildo. Get her all loose, and use a lot of lube. Do that and she wont go back to being tyte. She is probabaly upset before and after sex, because of the pain she ALWAYS feels during the sex. In the bedroom you are the king of the jungle. You are the man. You treat the girl like an object, but only in the bedroom. Maybe you can watch some porn. Treat the girl like a object in the bedroom and split her open. Then she wont go back to being tyte. Good luck buddy, because you fucking need it. You guys think he was trying to be funny or sarcastic? Or do you think he was serious? I can't imagine he thinks making her bleed is a good thing.

Author:	Little Panda [ Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:23 am ]
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Quote: Quote: I am not qualified to answer your question. But because I want to I will spout off bullshit anyway. I think you should fuck the dog shit out of her and make her bleed. Get her drunk and fuck her like crazy. If your dick is to small use a giant dildo. Get her all loose, and use a lot of lube. Do that and she wont go back to being tyte. She is probabaly upset before and after sex, because of the pain she ALWAYS feels during the sex. In the bedroom you are the king of the jungle. You are the man. You treat the girl like an object, but only in the bedroom. Maybe you can watch some porn. Treat the girl like a object in the bedroom and split her open. Then she wont go back to being tyte. Good luck buddy, because you fucking need it. You guys think he was trying to be funny or sarcastic? Or do you think he was serious? I can't imagine he thinks making her bleed is a good thing. I have no idea what his intentions were - but he's totally freaking me out.

Author:	magnum45 [ Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:16 pm ]
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My intentions are to bring PUA to a halt.

Author:	Kalel [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:22 am ]
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Quote: My intentions are to bring PUA to a halt. You could at least do that somewhere else other than the "Relationship" section. This poor guy needs some actual advice and you post a satirical entry with a hidden agenda? What if this guy actually took you seriously? Or what if what you posted seeded into his subconscious and manifests later? Please be respectful of other people's topics. It took a lot of courage for this guy to come here for help, we have to respect that.

Author:	magnum45 [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:39 am ]
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If he follows my advice then it will work. That is a wiered problem and requires a outrageous solution. Did you offer any? Plus it proves my point perfectly. This website is full of people who are full of shit.

Author:	Kalel [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:56 am ]
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Quote: If he follows my advice then it will work. That is a wiered problem and requires a outrageous solution. Did you offer any? Plus it proves my point perfectly. This website is full of people who are full of shit. If he follows your advice he will seriously injury a poor woman, and I don't see how your post proved anything about the people here. I was going to recommend them trying different positions, like ones where she is on top so she can control how deep/fast the sex is based on her levels of pain. And I was going to recommend buying some ky jelly or astrolube (two types of lubricants that are condom friendly, never use petroleum jelly as it destroys condoms). And recommend him possibly eating her out/ fingering her first to ensure her vagina is flushed with blood before intercourse. But I got rather distracted by your post.

Author:	magnum45 [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:58 am ]
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Alright man I won't fuck with the newbies.

Author:	Exerio [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:53 am ]
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Quote: Alright man I won't fuck with the newbies. I hope you get banned... if this is your type of humor I feel sorry for you. Ruining all threads that you participate in and give advices that you of course have no belief in. Thing is, you are protected behind your computer now. But when one day you go out with that attitude I get surprised if you don't end up in a hospital. - Exerio

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Author:	mofolo [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:26 pm ]
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Quote: I am not qualified to answer your question. But because I want to I will spout off bullshit anyway. I think you should fuck the dog shit out of her and make her bleed. Get her drunk and fuck her like crazy. If your dick is to small use a giant dildo. Get her all loose, and use a lot of lube. Do that and she wont go back to being tyte. She is probabaly upset before and after sex, because of the pain she ALWAYS feels during the sex. In the bedroom you are the king of the jungle. You are the man. You treat the girl like an object, but only in the bedroom. Maybe you can watch some porn. Treat the girl like a object in the bedroom and split her open. Then she wont go back to being tyte. Good luck buddy, because you fucking need it. bahahahahaha. What are you guys talking about? This crap is internet comedy gold... Fuck if only this shit was legal on free-tv.