You're so fucked
If you WANT TO GET A GIRLFRIEND but don't know wtf you're doing, you should not be posting threads in the Relationships section. Go to the Newbie Questions section.
If you have your heart set on THAT ONE SPECIAL GIRL who isn't already your girlfriend, you should not be posting threads in the Relationships section. Go to http://fastseduction.com/asf-faq.shtml#q001
If you do this shit your ass will be moderated soooo hard. Your ass will be especially sore if Locke gets to you before I do. WATCH OUT!