Hi, so I've been going out with this HB8 for some time now (college time). She's a party girl and she didn't miss any party in last three weeks, while I missed 75% of them. Bcs she's HB8 guys always approach her and buy her drinks, they also want to date her but she drops them all saying that she's mine (she's telling me this, could this be her shittest or something?)

We arranged that tonight she'll come to my apartment for a sleep over (movie). We discussed details like what underwear she'll have and she wanted to buy whipped cream so she can lick it on me etc. And today I got a either a massive shit test or she fucking blew me of saying she JUST GOT HER PERIOD... keep in mind she has that app where she tracks her period and every time she will have it, she warns me like 5 days in advance. This time it came (according to her messages) 12 days earlier and she said like it's okay we will cuddle.

Can anyone decipher her behavior and should I be checking if she's lying about that period of hers?

Just earn your "Red Wings"

When a girl tells me that, I just go ahead, eat her, and then pound her all night long. Some don't bleed that much, a few do. Women want to be desired: period or no period.

Her lips aren't broken, and she can bob her head?

OMG. Every day I read something here that I can't believe. Today, periods are a shit test. Look, periods can be irregular and an app isn't 100% accurate. She could be telling the truth or lying. But from this an your other posts, you seem way to obsessed with shit tests. Throw that term out of your vocabulary and relax. Simple fact, shit test or not, if you have to spend alot of time thinking about how to deal with a chick, she's won and you've already lost.

Ask yourself, why do you care? If you think she's lying dont be serious with her. If you think she's lying, what are you gonna do? Force her to fuck? Be passive aggressive to see for yourself? Is it worth it to get her to have sex? Is she just such a shitty girl that you cant take her word and chill with her? And if it is just about fucking her, fine, but again, dont be serious w her if its that serious to check her menstrual cycle.

Edit, saw your later posts. You dont sound like you like this girl. So again, why be serious about her? Treat a fuck toy as a fuck toy. Ever thought that maybe she picks up the fact that if sex is off the table you get mad and hence she doesnt want to tonight? I'm sorry but there are few women who would get turned on by being used like that, even fuck buddies.

No more fucking excuses OP. Smudge a generous helping of peanut butter on your cock and stick two slices of bread on it. Problem solved.