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Author:  Hm1987 [ Fri Aug 23, 2013 6:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Me and my girlfriend broke up yesterday, kinda want her back
To make a long story short, we were together for 8 months, but we have been living in different cities for about 3 months now during the summer(summer vacation from college). Since she is a extremely busy real estate agent, we only saw each other for one weekend during this 3 month period. Before the summer the relationship was good(well she loved me atleast), always calling, sending messages with hearts etc, seeing each other a lot.

But during the summer I felt she prioritized the wrong things, during the few free weekends that she had, she either went home to her home town or to her summer house. Well then you might ask why not invite me? She meant that she hardly ever see her old friends, or her family so that she wants to go there alone. Is this fucked up thinking? She also had one week in greece with her best friend.

Well anyways, some things turned out bad for me during the summer. For example I got an inflammation in (kinda) my right testicle and my summer internship got cancelled 2 days before it was about to start. And I dont have that many friends in my hometown, so my summer got very AFC.(many friends in the city I study in). So I wasn't that happy during the summer and got a little bit unsocial(to much time to think). So the fun guy that she knew, wasnt that much fun talking to during the summer(no rich life to tell her about)

The only weekend that I saw her I was really AFC and kind of complained over the internship and the inflammation in the balls. We tried having sex but the dick got weak pretty fast. So after that weekend Im pretty sure all attraction got lost.

There are more things to tell, that is not that good, but Im trying to make this story short;)!

Anyways she got more and more cold the longer the summer went along. Yesterday I arrived in the college town that she lives in, and I wanted to see her. She started to complain that she would come home very late. I then said that I only wanted to se her quickly to say hi, and added that we havent seen each other for 1 and a half month! bla blabla bla Fast forward------> Later she said she had a very bad headache and that she had to go to bed. I then texted "that I cant take this anymore, its over between us"
blablabla(two texts between us) ---I then called her up and we talked a little. She said that she had lost her feelings for me. I can understand this, but I'm amazed how fast things can turn around! Before the summer she was talking about buying a house together!! Well I was very reasonable and alpha in this conversation, and told her that I understand that she has lost her feelings for me and that I thought it was to bad, but if she isnt feeling anything there is no point being together. I then told her that I wanted my bike back, and that kind of shocked her I noticed; like she thought "he is really serious about moving on without me" "this is really the end". I was also the one who ended the call and made it clear that there wasn't anything more to discuss. She later sended a message "it feels so strange and empty now". I didnt reply. She then called, didnt answer. One hour later I messaged "I saw you called, guess you are sleeping now, but otherwise you can call me up". She called me up, and I thought she had something important to say, but she didnt really. So I said*short version* "well there isnt that much more to say, I have to order some books now bla bla bla, sleep well"

Hope somebody is still reading;).. Oh yeah we decided to met one last time, pretty soon.

I kinda want her back since she is very hot and have big boobs;)..and we have a lot in common. Very smiliar in many ways.

How schould I play this out? Any other comment?
Author:  Heywood Jablowme [ Fri Aug 23, 2013 6:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Me and my girlfriend broke up yesterday, kinda want her
Wow, read all of it, Jack Shit day at work I guess.

Anyway, you going to meet one more time I gather?

And now that you got wimpy, and she got board with you, you stood up to the plate and set her free?

Now you realize, you miss that ass and titties, the other option is jerkin your gherkin?

I know, I know you miss her cuddly warm heartbeat and shit too? I get it.

YOU MISS WHAT YOU NOW CAN'T HAVE!

Here is what WON'T work!

1. Crying!
2. Proffering your undying love!
3. Buying her any-fucking-thing!
4. Caring/nurturing/understanding!

So save yourself a lot of heartache Bro.

You clearly have NOTHING to lose, it's already over.

Grab up those Alpha balls you claim to have found at the bitter end there, and slap her awake with 'em!
Go full out sexual! Make it clear YOU are going to have sex with her before the last meeting is done! Go at her like a drunken teenager about to run his fathers prize Camaro into a curb at 90 miles per hour!

THEN, fuck her like a porn star. Crush her guts like you never have anyone else before!

When those 3 minutes are up, JUMP your ass UP! Wipe your dick on the curtains and proclaim to HER and the world. "I can never see you again, your body is so fantastic I would only want to fuck you over, and over again!"

It's very possible that won't work either, BUT it is the ONLY thing that would! She won't soon forget a Rogering like that!

If it doesn't so fucking what, you got one more night of super duper sex, and you get to GFTOW!

And that Sir is priceless!
Author:  Hm1987 [ Fri Aug 23, 2013 7:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Me and my girlfriend broke up yesterday, kinda want her
HAHA! Thanks for great post!

That was actually my plan! haha..Well play it cool at first, but then fuck her really hard. I had actually visualized in my head what I would do to her.

If she resists at first, I will just do the routine gameing, and retest her.

The thing last time she saw me I was kinda weak with her(which I have never been with her before). And that weakness kind of remained during the rest of the summer in my interaction with her.(I got into a bad spiral) But I feel that has turned now with the break up...Its also good that there is going to be a lot of parties now in the beggining of the term(opportunities)
Author:  Heywood Jablowme [ Fri Aug 23, 2013 7:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Me and my girlfriend broke up yesterday, kinda want her
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I had actually visualized in my head what I would do to her.
Keep that vision in your head WHILE your with her.
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If she resists at first,
If she becomes pouty or resentful here is a line that a girl gave to me after she read 50 Shades of Gray,
it dampens a girls panties EVERY TIME I have use it. (adapted for each use of course).

"Stop acting like a child, it just makes me want to fuck you harder!"
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But I feel that has turned now with the break up...Its also good that there is going to be a lot of parties now in the beggining of the term(opportunities)
Welcome back to manhood.
Author:  Hm1987 [ Fri Aug 23, 2013 7:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Me and my girlfriend broke up yesterday, kinda want her
Quote:

If she becomes pouty or resentful here is a line that a girl gave to me after she read 50 Shades of Gray,
it dampens a girls panties EVERY TIME I have use it. (adapted for each use of course).

"Stop acting like a child, it just makes me want to fuck you harder!"
Okey!:).. Will try it out. Do you use it with new girls you meet also?
Author:  Heywood Jablowme [ Fri Aug 23, 2013 8:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Me and my girlfriend broke up yesterday, kinda want her
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Okey!:).. Will try it out. Do you use it with new girls you meet also?
Yes, I just used it this week, In our conversation, suddenly this girl started swearing (dropping F bombs) I said "You need to stop your swearing, it's making me want to rip your shirt off!"

Her Immediate response was "OMG you would DO that, nobody has ever done that to me!! it sounds HOT!"

It only went up from there.
Author:  Semimembranosus [ Sat Aug 24, 2013 4:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Me and my girlfriend broke up yesterday, kinda want her
i don’t see any problem here.

and ye, you are stupid.
Author:  Hm1987 [ Sun Aug 25, 2013 2:59 pm ]
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i don’t see any problem here.

and ye, you are stupid.
What do you mean?
Author:  Hm1987 [ Sun Aug 25, 2013 3:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Me and my girlfriend broke up yesterday, kinda want her
Had a little accident yesterday..broke my wrist really bad! Is this going to raise or lower my chances of getting laid with other chicks?
Author:  MrBreeze [ Mon Aug 26, 2013 12:06 am ]
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When those 3 minutes are up, JUMP your ass UP! Wipe your dick on the curtains and proclaim to HER and the world. "I can never see you again, your body is so fantastic I would only want to fuck you over, and over again!"
I so appreciate your perspective.

I would add that if you can drop your load on her face and then hit the certain it will leave a life long impact. Ive only accomplished it once with a woman that was cheating on me but it was glorious and my balls swell a little every time I think about.
Author:  Heywood Jablowme [ Mon Aug 26, 2013 2:30 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Me and my girlfriend broke up yesterday, kinda want her
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Had a little accident yesterday..broke my wrist really bad! Is this going to raise or lower my chances of getting laid with other chicks?
Your kidding right? LMFAO.

There couldn't be a better natural opener than a pity party, and a great story on how you did it....

Sorry 'bout your luck, but when life hands you lemons, squeeze the pussy juice out of it!
Author:  Hm1987 [ Mon Aug 26, 2013 12:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Me and my girlfriend broke up yesterday, kinda want her
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I would add that if you can drop your load on her face and then hit the certain it will leave a life long impact.
Yeah I will give the face half of my cum and the rest in the mouth! Schould be appreciated..
Author:  Hm1987 [ Mon Aug 26, 2013 12:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Me and my girlfriend broke up yesterday, kinda want her
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Quote:
Had a little accident yesterday..broke my wrist really bad! Is this going to raise or lower my chances of getting laid with other chicks?
Your kidding right? LMFAO.

There couldn't be a better natural opener than a pity party, and a great story on how you did it....

Sorry 'bout your luck, but when life hands you lemons, squeeze the pussy juice out of it!
haha! Well that sounds good. Unfortunately there isn't a great story behind it(well it isnt "bad" either) It happened during a kickoff activity, one was supposed to run fast as hell to a beer can and then run backwards..during the turn I slipped and hit my wrist really bad..Having surgery on thursday.

Schould I tell my ex-girlfriend about this?
Author:  Hm1987 [ Mon Aug 26, 2013 12:46 pm ]
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My only advice in this thread is: Listen to haywood, he is a legend!

Other than that, what kind of life are you living dawg? First your balls and now the wrist? Take it easy and dont jer too much! :)
hahah! Dont know man, fucked up life apparently!
Author:  Heywood Jablowme [ Mon Aug 26, 2013 12:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Me and my girlfriend broke up yesterday, kinda want her
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Schould I tell my ex-girlfriend about this?
Post the grizzly pictures on Facebook your Bros must have taken?, with a side blurb "The surgery should go well" When all the other girls on your friends list join the pity party, I doubt she will want to be left out in the cold!

Don't tell the story on there. let them ask.
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