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Author:  PUAzilla [ Mon Nov 28, 2011 9:32 am ]
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Author:  burning_afd [ Mon Nov 28, 2011 9:48 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Farting like an alpha male.

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Hey guys.

Bit of a wierd one this...

I may have just let slip a fart in front of my girlfriend.
This is rare. :L Don't worry.

At the time we both laughed about it and I was a bit cocky saying stuff like 'my house, I do what I want' etc.

Just wondering how you guys would handle this?
yea i would do the same.if u shit on something just cover it with jokes and giggles.
but next time dont fart in front of your girlfriend,save it and leave it in the bathroom.

Author:  PUAzilla [ Mon Nov 28, 2011 10:10 am ]
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Author:  Mack 2.0 [ Mon Nov 28, 2011 10:42 am ]
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i laughed so hard i'm crying.

thanks, man.

Author:  PUAzilla [ Mon Nov 28, 2011 2:12 pm ]
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[quote="Mack 2.0"]i laughed so hard i'm crying.

thanks, man.[/quote]

Haha you're welcome mate.

Author:  Rough Operator [ Tue Nov 29, 2011 1:26 am ]
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You're a human being, sometimes it happens they slip out no matter how muscular our buttocks are and girls will forgive you.

If however, you shout "LISTEN TO THIS!" remove the covers, rock backwards whilst pulling your ankles up towards your ears before expelling an absolute chainsaw ripper of a fart and then guffawing about it until your stomach hurts and there are tears in your eyes you'll probably never see her again.

Author:  LordCaine [ Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Farting like an alpha male.

Quote:
Hey guys.

Bit of a wierd one this...

I may have just let slip a fart in front of my girlfriend.
This is rare. :L Don't worry.

At the time we both laughed about it and I was a bit cocky saying stuff like 'my house, I do what I want' etc.

Just wondering how you guys would handle this?
If she's an adult human with an IQ above 70, then she understands that humans (and other mammals) occasionally have gas in their intestines.

You're thinking too hard about this, brother. Relax.

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