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Author:	Chicoman69 [ Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:57 pm ]
Post subject:	NLP lovin'
Last October, I was hovering this girl one day but she felt that was too much creePENIS (points to penis), so I started talking to her and she smiled, which raised my hapPENIS as well (points to happy penis). She told me she was bored. I mentioned to her only boring people get bored and that I could lead her towards a new direction (nude erection - points to erection). She subconsciously turned red and said she felt like a boob (probably from the NLP talk of all the wiener) and called her girlfriend over. I told them they were TITilating and they giggled so much that I felt quite reDICKulous (points to penis again). They told me "relax, it's October man, think of puppies..." and I DID think of their puppies and was traumatized for life... NLP Rocks. (Points to his love rocks) THE END

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