Hey Did - I spend quite a bit of time in Cologne. The whole pick-up scene in Germany is a long way behind right now. I tend to do okay with German girls when I speak English (and they can understand me) but when if I try speaking in German it all goes out of the window!
I tend to use a lot of humour and am very cheeky in my interactions aber in Deutsch das geht ja total nicht! They think you're a total dick cos the humour ist ganz anderers.
Anyway let me know how you get on in the world if German pick-up
