I'm on a quest for the booty, following the tale of legendary poon. Before I get into the game, I find it essential to absorb as much knowledge and raw experience from others as possible. I hope to share, one day, the wisdom passed onto me from this community to my fellow horny boneheads so that they too can bone only the best and finest.
I'm young wild and free, fairly attractive, knowledgeable, Prodigious in art and music, yet I suck at getting with the ladies. I have no problems talking to them, and I exert great influence on others. Still, I'm just not getting as much results as I should be getting. Hopefully, this community can get my mojo going the way it should be.