Not a DHV story really, but a fun little story I've got good responses from. Got it from someone here I think, who got it from Bash.
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I swear to god I saw a duck tell a joke! I had gone down to a local pond with a girlfriend of mine to feed the ducks, and like normal the pond was full of the birds. One of the ducks was quacking away in the middle of the group whilst the rest of the ducks watching him silently. The duck stopped and after a second all the other ducks went mental! I never knew duck stand-up comedians existed.