A while back I met this girl, she was like a 7, on a party. Don't remember how I opened but it was cocky funny. Just some small talk. Then I asked her name, she replied, and then I said "I will try to remember that, though I'm not good with names. Whathever, we will probably never meet again. I would want to but you know how it goes." I said it in a way like I didn't care about the outcome.
And then see reached out her hand for me to hand her my Phone so she could typ her number in it!
This all took no more than 5 min and I was kissing her after 6min.
One of the smoothest catches for me.
Took her out the week after that to a fairground, Always works, and after that she invited me in and you know the rest....
You got genital warts?